#998 Getting grass stains

First of all, getting a grass stain means that you were running around at high speeds without proper equipment. Maybe you slid last-minute to avoid a frozen tag or made an awkward, somersault dive at a line-drive wiffleball. Either way, the grass stain symbolizes your large, devil-may-care investment in having balls-out fun, and that’s something worth respecting.

See, boring people, like myself, rarely get grass stains running around because we’re always doing it in Umbros and shinpads from 7:30 to 8:25pm on Mondays down at the indoor Sportpark.

Now, when you’re just running around full throttle in cords and a sweater until you trip on a rock and fall down a hill, my friend that is something. Walk home with pants full of grass stains, some spicy kneeburn, and mud-caked shoes, and you’ve just had yourself a great day.

AWESOME!

Hold on to that cookie!

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81 Responses to #998 Getting grass stains

  1. Niveditha Rao

    I read about this awesome! site in a Reader’s Digest article and thought that I should definitely check it out… and man, this doesn’t disappoint me at all! Though I couldn’t relate to some of those things, The chips thing really had me! Cool work Neil, and I can say that you have succeeded in connecting with people, whether it be Canada, America or India!

  2. Nate

    I hate pain. Sorry, Neil. Only on the pants for me!

  3. jaydawg

    Its like rug burns later in life. Sure they hurt like hell but well worth it.

  4. silly boy

    grass stains are so fun to get.
    they make ur pants go green and ur mom gets made

  5. I thought grass strains were a bad thing!

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  7. Haha I love it!! I remember getting them as a kid! having a flashback =]

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  9. Awsm Girl

    After grass stains, we could get the awesome green apple hips!

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  11. Drea

    wow, i havent had grass stains as a kid, bring back some really great momories of summer days playing in my backyard with my friends :) thanks

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