Comments on: #951 Hearing a stranger fart in public

By: Don

Don — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:49:05 +0000

As for animal farts, have you ever been on a horse that was the second or farther back in line when the one in front farted?

By: Debbie

Debbie — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:01:08 +0000

Animal farts are the worst! My sister had just gotten a kitten who was only about 10 weeks old. She is the sweetest lap cat ever. My sister and I were in the living room and the kitten – who is named Lady – was sitting in my sister’s lap. All of a sudden, my sister started coughing and gagging. I asked her what was wrong and she said that Lady had just farted one of those silent but deadly farts and it was rank! All of a sudden, I get a whiff. Yikes! Who knew something so powerful could come from such a little body?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 05:20:38 +0000

I remember a few years back, I was watching TV one night, and my cat, Shania, (who passed away last June, after a battle with fluid buildup around her lungs) was curled up on my lap. All of a sudden, she let one of those silent-but-deadly farts! I nearly gagged! I let Shania stay on my lap, but I had to hold my nose until the air cleared. Shania was a sweet little kitty though. I really miss her. Rest in peace, Shania.

By: Dean

Dean — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:40:19 +0000

A friend of mine told me that while he was in college ,he and a couple other guys used to go to a crowded bar ,and one of the guys would go up to the bar and let one go.The stench was so bad several people jumped off their stools and vacated the area ,much to the delight of the guys who took their seats.True story.

By: L I S U

L I S U — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:56:59 +0000

i’ve only heard an old lady fart but it only made me think about how that might be me in the future. old and not able to hold my farts in :(

By: Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:09:01 +0000

OMG ROFLMAO can’t type…… sooooooo funny

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By: CJ

CJ — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:01:24 +0000

While working as a bank teller I felt a sneeze coming on. I stopped counting cash to my customer and turned to the side so I would not sneeze in his face. Well, I saved him from flying snot but ripped a loud fart in his direction instead! I quickly turned back to face him, avoided eye contact, and counted money faster than ever before. He said not one word nor did I as he quickly walked away from my window. I excused myself to the back room so I could LMAO!!!!

By: Micki

Micki — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:16:29 +0000

I was at Target not to long ago and this old man who thought he was alone in the aisle across from me let out the loudest longest fart I have ever heard! He was just walking along farting like it was no big deal. I laughed so hard I was in tears! Farts are hilarious!

By: Sheri

Sheri — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:34:51 +0000

My teacher read this in the mittle of class, with no warning, and my friends and I could not stop laughing the rest of the day! It was great! Thanks for making me and my friend’s day! :D