Okay, admit it.
You’ve done it, I’ve done it, we’ve all done it together.
And sure, peeing in the pool is a bit of a social faux pas, but dang girl, it sure feels good, doesn’t it? After all:
- Mini hot-tub. You get that classic hot cloud effect, where suddenly there’s a nice warm water-diaper hanging around you. Yeah, yeah, it’s gross, but don’t worry. It’s sterile.
- Feel that drain. Because holding it in isn’t good for you, either. So just let it out, let your bladder relax, and enjoy the feeling.
- It’s a secret. Unless you tell others, of course, which isn’t recommended. But there’s something sweet about keeping this one real quiet. Especially because the pool’s probably half urine, anyway. Admitting you just peed will result in everyone else admitting they peed, too.
Now, peeing in a lake is a decent alternative, but without the big dose of chlorine you might actually get someone sick if they go under and swallow a mouthful. And that just really wouldn’t be funny.
No, it wouldn’t be funny at all.
AWESOME!
I didn’t even do this as a kid! I mean, I remember being about 7 and my dad telling me I should just go in the pool because he wasn’t going to accompany me to the toilet. I was disgusted then and I’m disgusted now….
I have peed in the ocean, though.
If I’m in a pool and i have to pee, why not just pee right there? Doesn’t seem gross to me.
lol u gotta be like totally kidin matezzz lol ha ha cool my bor does it all the time lol agghb!!!!!!11scary and totally so sick lolxx bye peoplezz xx:-)
Dude, even better then peeing in a pool is peeing in the ocean. First off its still naughty but basically guilt free; and second- i like to think of my pee as going off to join the urine of great things long gone – like the urine of dinosaurs and pirates. Peeing has never been so satisfying and so epic.
remind me never to be in the same pool as u
Uhh…little kids doing this? Okay, I supposed. Ancient, wrinkled old men dolefully paddling along the murky water, then you suddenly see a yellowish cloud blooming from their behind? That’s very disconcerting.
But if you must, MUST dispose your urine in a pool…maybe you should do it where it’s packed. Because if you’re in a pool by yourself, with crystal-clear water gurgling around you, and you let loose…then suddenly the door swings open and some people walk in…such as little kids, chances are they’re going to see you with a yellow shadow trailing behind you. Then some little kid’s eyes will grow larger, and they’ll tug their mom’s hand and whisper urgently, “Mommy, that man is peeing in the pool.” Please think twice. :) A message from a concerned person.
…for sure!
but then beware of the places that use the purple dye!!!
;)
I always pee in the pool because it’s a turn on for me, I get off by standing next to a woman and let the flood gates open, feeling the water getting warm around me and hoping she can feel it too. I like to drink a lot so I can pee a lot so other people would have to swim in it. It doesn’t hurt anybody and makes me feel good
Peeing in any kind of water is satisfying, i get in the bath just to pee sometimes.
So do I! and the shower
when we first got a pool in our house we invited the family over from across the street and the daughter who was about 10 at the timne took a very large dump in out new pool. thats not awesome.
Your descriptions are spot on……it is quite blissful. Honestly, though…I haven’t peed in a pool since I was about 10 years old. Though, there was one time when I was drunk in college and was too lazy to dry off and go in the house to pee.
It’s really fun when you play water polo, and some one is pissing you off, so you pee on them.
Done it! I can’t remember many times I have gone swimming and not peed! It feels sooooooooooooooo good. But it makes it even better if you don’t pee in the pool but pee in the changing rooms after in you swam! Especially with everyone watching!
My swim coach won’t let you leave to pool to go to the loo during long sets (when you most need the break!) so he says: “Just pee in the pool” It’s kind of gross to hear someone tell you that, but I can’t pretend I don’t like doing it! Plus, the locker rooms (where the toilets are) are FREEZING. It feels like walking into Antarctica!
Haha how appropriate that this is the awesome thing of the day on the app of awesome! I’m at the beach and yes, I did pee because the hotel was too far away and it’s just so convenient to pee in a place where no one will notice. I did feel a little embarrassed though since I did it, but my 6 year old sister was grossed out. Shouldn’t it have been the other way around? Haha
Most of the time I used to get out of the pool to pee. I’ve gotten a bit lazy in my old age(54) so I just pee in the pool if I need to pee. At the river I always go in the water sometimes just to pee in it.
It’s a pretty common event during swim practice, and during a long set, or a really grueling set, it’s quite invigorating. More to the point though, Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte have both said they do it too. Pool peers, we’re in god company ;)
Ah yes, I’m a huge fan of this one as well. Plus I literally laughed out loud at the “nice warm water-diaper hanging around you” remark! Peeing in when wetsuit when I scuba dive does the same thing, but it’s like laying on a waterbed while wrapped in a heat blanket! My advanced dive instructor told me, “There are 2 types of divers: those that pee in their wetsuits and those that lie and say they don’t”!
There is a video on Youtube where the lifeguard has everybody get out of the pool because he has to pee. After the pool is clear he then goes in the oppl to pee.
If the lifeguard can pee in the pool this girl is sure going to.
Well, maybe fun for YOU….
In my younger days, me and my friends used to swim regularly at our local outdoor public swimming pool. The pool had a couple of diving boards and a waterslide, it was all surrounded by the usual tiles then grass. There was also a couple of outdoor showers for people to shower before and after swimming. There were tables, chairs and benches for people to use on the grass areas together with a poolside shop where you could buy soft drinks and snacks. It was great for spending hours outside in the summer sun.
We would usually have something to drink on the way to the swimming pool, so we could get straight in the cool water. After half an hour or so our bladders would be full and the urge to go would start to happen. We would get out of the pool and buy some refreshments from the shop, then sit on a bench, usually the one furthest away from the pool. While we were eating and drinking our refreshments we would release our bladders into out swimshorts as the toilets were too far away. The pee would normally run down the legs of the bench onto the grass so nobody would notice. This would happen 3 or 4 times during each visit to the pool.
It’s funny, but the grass under that bench was always longer than the rest – wonder why?
I could pee in a pool all day long I wish I could once in school we were going to the swimming pool I needed to let it flow but to be nauthy I went up to one my friends got really really close to talk to him I while I was talking to him I peed on him it felt so good then when I say a big group of people trying to catch the ball I went over there acting like I wanted the ball two putting my hands up to catch it but what I was actually planning to do was stay super near to them and relaxed and peed on them all they had no idea then next year I have planned to tell the coach can I go to the bathroom and I go into the bathroom but I actually go into the changing rooms and pee a little on everybodys bags and other stuff exited to do that.