Monthly Archives: April 2009

You know the feeling. Your favorite characters are introduced, the story kicks off, but then a couple plot twists and turns seem a bit unfamiliar. Suddenly it dawns on you: you have no clue how the movie wraps up. No, you can’t … Continue reading →

Sometimes you just gotta peek. As you unwrap the Lindt truffle, peel open the McDonald’s cheeseburger, or scoop that second bowl of ice cream, you can’t help turn the package around to glance at the nutritional information panel on the … Continue reading →

A jammed photocopier is a terrible scene. Yes, toner fumes fill the air, plastic doors are swung open, and crumpled papers lay wedged tightly in the Xerox machine’s Plinko board torso of hot springs and bright green clasps. And there … Continue reading →

Stubble-free legs and cool, clean sheets combine to form a silky-smooth ride into Dreamland. AWESOME! Photo from: here

Tiny squirts of adrenaline pump into your bloodstream when you pull off this classic move. Yes, suddenly you morph from Guy Walking To The Subway After Work into Indiana Jones In That Scene Where He Slides Under The Wall At … Continue reading →

Now that’s commitment. AWESOME! Photo from: here

Yeah, yeah, health nuts, we know, we know. Hands are the dirtiest part of our body – turning doorknobs, flushing toilets, shaking hands all day in a hot, neverending exchange of sweat, grime, and bacteria. And yes, those germs form tiny Ewok … Continue reading →

If you’ve called your work voicemail system or local phone company so many times that you know how to jump through all the hoops to get right where you want, then you can Press 1 for being AWESOME! Photo from: … Continue reading →

My old roommate Joey had a theory about names. “Basically, everybody should get to pick their own,” he said one Sunday morning, lazily sprawled across the couch flipping channels, his pale and hairy belly sticking out of his undershirt. “I … Continue reading →

Moonlit skies, stained plush seats, and a quietly revving engine combine to form a perfectly cozy late night bed on the long drive home. Whether you’re a baby in a carseat, a teen getting a lift from the party, or … Continue reading →