Monthly Archives: June 2009

#753 When your sneeze stalls for a second and then suddenly comes booming out

Your head is a machine. Honestly, just face it: your face and scalp are really just oily gift wrap over the giant, whirring Skull Factory running full-throttle inside your coconut. Just think about what’s going on up there. First you’ve … Continue reading

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#754 Getting gas just before the price goes up

Here’s how it all goes down. Well-dressed fatcats sit around a dark, mahogany table in the boardroom of a nondescript highrise deep in a dense metropolis on the coast of an exotic country. Anonymous and alone, they sip scotch, share … Continue reading

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