#701 When you hit the point where you’re comfortable farting around each other

smells like rosesI fart, you fart, he farts, she farts.

Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn’t always smell good, but it generally feels mighty fine.

Now think back for a second to the last time you saw a tiny baby pop out a stinky heater. I’m betting after they filled the air they just stared at you with a blank expression that seemed to say “Yeah, it was me. So what?”

And maybe that’s a good thing.

Maybe when your boyfriend’s snuggling with you under the blanket and there’s a few chirps from the back of his pants, that’s good. Maybe when Grandpa leans back on his rocker and lets one rip during Sunday dinner, that’s good. Maybe when your wife nonchalantly blasts one while barbecuing on the balcony, that’s good.

And maybe it’s especially good when everyone laughs afterwards.

Let it ripBecause hey, it just means we’re comfortable being ourselves and relaxed enough to know farting is a natural and normal part of life. Nobody chooses farting as a hobby but it’s part of what makes us human. Tuba scales, silent stink bombs, machine gun blasts, whatever you’re putting out there that’s fine, that’s fine, that’s perfectly fine.

Now, we’re not advocating a world of no limits. There’s nothing wrong with keeping some personal space, either. After all, maybe you do your nose-picking in the car, shower behind a curtain at the gym, or burp quietly into a fancy cloth hankie. If so, that’s cool too.

All we’re saying is that if you get to the point where you’re comfortable farting around each other, it means you’re family, you’re friends, or you’re completely in love.

So just relax and let it out.


Can anyone better define love

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108 thoughts on “#701 When you hit the point where you’re comfortable farting around each other

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  2. im ok with people farting as long as its not in the middle of an awlward silence wen u notice each other blushing and laughing would just make it more awkward.

  3. I just hate the time when your with your friends parents and you just let one rip

  4. This was actually very inappropriate for a girl/lady to do when I was growing up. I’m certain this resulted in many women my age having gastrointestinal problems and IBS.
    And if one did, they must respond with, “Oh my, Please excuse my Fluff, Foof or Foo-Foo, but Fart was a swear word. Seriously!
    So I do declare, Fart, Fart, wherever you are; maybe say excuse me, but whatever you do don’t hold ’em in, butt let ’em wrip!
    All your spinchters will be grateful and everyone more liberated!

  5. My husband has the best kind of farts: hilariously loud and very frequent, but never smelly. We’ll be watching TV and he’ll crack one off, and then one of us will come up with a word to describe the sound (some notable ones include “authoritative” and “efficient”). It’s been a favourite pastime of ours since the first week we went out.

  6. Aww, that’s the lame tuba, the euphonium. :/ The Sousaphone is the cool one. That’s the one that should have it’s picture up there! Lol. Because you know that it’ll make AWESOME fart sounds. :)

  7. the ones that sound like the air is being let out of a balloon slowly, you know like the musical romantic moment on another glue “Benny has with Joon”…
    now, that there is LOVE!

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  9. While walking through a nature trail, just the other day, I was thinking about the wild-life moving around: wolves, coyotes, big raccoons, cougars and even still bears. My walk turned into a bit of a skip and stride. All of a sudden I heard a rustle from the bush, I thought this could be one of them when out flew an enormous pheasant in a start! We both missed a heart beat of the heart! While he thought it was a gun shot, I knew I’d blown a fart.
    I don’t know if I’ll ever be comfortable farting in nature again! LOL;)

  10. Just because someone doesn’t think farts are hilarious doesn’t mean they have a stick up their ass. There are just people who prefer not to fart in front of others.
    As for me, the only person in whose presence I’m comfortable farting is my brother, lol.

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  12. Yes. Sometimes when you spend a lot of time around close people, there just isn’t any time or opportunity to go to a separate room to let one rip. I’m also guessing those saying it’s disgusting are lucky enough not to have bowel or flatulence problems – some of us just can’t hold it in without pain. Having a sensitive bowel, it’s hard enough to make it through the work day constantly surrounded by people and having to hold it in no matter how uncomfortable or painful it is. I get a lot of cramps as it is, when I get home and am with people who love me, it’s such a relief to know they care enough not to want me to hold it in if I can’t.

  13. FARTS are great! But you gotta be careful of SHARTS!!
    Can’t let those farts follow through :)

  14. The best thing is when your friends know who farts because each person has their own ‘fart smell’

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