Monthly Archives: September 2009

The dreaded Cafeteria Standalone. Blue plastic tray wobbling in both hands carrying a big rolling glass of iced tea and a heavy ceramic plate loaded with steaming roast beef, wet mashed potatoes, and bland baby carrots, you exit the cafeteria … Continue reading →

Contraband candy tastes better. Here’s how to make the magic happen: Step 1: Bag Up. Large purses come in handy here. Ladies, pull out the fattest potato sack you got and sling it across your shoulder with pride. For everyone … Continue reading →

Let’s go back. Sandy pink streaks coat the sky as the sun peeks over your backyard fence and shines on the peeling linoleum of your kitchen floor. The fridge murmurs and hums, oven burners wobble and pop, as you spend … Continue reading →

It’s like teleporting. AWESOME! Photo from: here

AWESOME! Photo from: here, here, and here

This allows you to work extra hard in a quiet setting and get your projects done very quickly. Or just leave early, too. AWESOME! Photos from: here

Scope this scene. End of the meal at the back of a dimly lit restaurant, your belly bursting with bowls of bread, free soda refills, sugary salad, and half a giant stir-fry, you’re thinking twice about the waiter’s offer to … Continue reading →

Do you ever see kids on the playground with their bike helmets on? Sometimes you spot them riding up to the sandy lots with heads full of steam and eyes staring forward with steely determination. They are on a mission … Continue reading →

Coming out of the subway, heading to the airport gates, or moseying back to the office after lunch, you occasionally walk with a friend and hit this classic fork in the road. On the right is a smooth-moving escalator with … Continue reading →

OMG. AWESOME! Photos from: here