Monthly Archives: March 2010

#547 Finding treasures in your Spring jacket pocket

Dig deep, baby. When the weather warms up and the snow melts down, it’s time to pull out that thin dusty jacket from the back of the closet and toss it back on. Now, just make sure you stuff your … Continue reading

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#548 The moment in the shower where you decide to make it a really long shower

It’s a bad scene. Alarm bells buzz when the clock clicks six and I become a barely blinking lump of groggy stretching noises that sound like Chewbacca after he’s been shot. Honestly, it’s a pathetic scene — me lying there … Continue reading

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#549 School field trip day

It all starts with the permission slip. Yes, when teachers send them home before the bell rings so parents can rubber stamp the bumpy yellow bus trip to the museum, then it’s on, my friends, it’s on. Soon the days … Continue reading

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#550 When your roommate cleans the place while you’re away

My friend Peter has a theory. We were aimlessly chitter-chatting the other day when he mentioned he only does housework when his girlfriend isn’t home. I thought it was a bit strange but Peter patiently broke it down for me … Continue reading

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#551 Photosynthesis

Plants convert sunlight and carbon dioxide into oxygen which allows us to live. AWESOME! Photo from: here

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#552 When you went to the gym yesterday

Because now you can take a break today. AWESOME! Pre-order The Book of Awesome Photo from: here

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#553 When a friend returns something they borrowed so long ago you forgot you owned it

We’ve all been there. Sometimes good friends draft the first season of your favorite DVD or stuff your tattered paperback in their saggy backpack before heading into the trenches. When you say goodbye that night you smile strongly and act … Continue reading

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#554 Staying in your pajamas all day

It’s a rare treat. Maybe it’s that lazy Sunday with a hot coffee, fat paper, and dusty sunlight beaming through the windows. Or maybe it’s the Friday sick day where you leave the glasses on, tie the ponytail up, and … Continue reading

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#555 Proper urinal etiquette

Just look at us. We blast rocketships into outer space, talk to people across the planet in seconds, and swallow little pills to take away our headaches. Yet despite these giant leaps forward one thing’s still pretty primal around the … Continue reading

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#556 When you’re in the fastest moving lane in a traffic jam

Sure, maybe you’re cruising way below the speed limit, but those other guys ain’t even moving. Yes, now’s the time to smile and enjoy your few fleeting moments as the fastest game in town. AWESOME! Join us on Facebook. Photo … Continue reading

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