Monthly Archives: April 2010

#535 Giant morning stretches accompanied by stupid noises

Crack that back. Everybody’s got their own gorilla jungle noises when they wake up in the morning. There’s a few famous moves for waking up your bones: 1. The Insane Wiggle. This one’s the classic. There’s no focus and direction … Continue reading

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#536 When you’re being chased by zombies and suddenly find a hidden stash of guns and ammo

It’s a quiet night. You’re driving your girlfriend home from the movies in your dusty, beat-up pickup truck. The moonlight casts strange shadows in the town square as you slow to a stop under a flickering streetlight. Something catches your … Continue reading

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