You waited a long time.
Cruising backwards in your baby seat, strapped into your toddler chair, sharing the bench with your little brother on those long drives downtown, you spent years putting up with child locks, bad views, and barf bags.
So when you finally get to ride in the front seat you deserve a big congratulations.
You just got promoted to adult.
Photo from: here
— Pre-order my new book You Are Awesome —