The Top 1000

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  1. Fun analogies
    Procrastination is like masturbation – It seems like a good idea when you’re doing it, but in the end, you’re only screwing yourself.
    Friends are like bras – Close to your heart, and there for support.
    Girls are like phones – We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you’ll be disconnected
    A bikini is like barbed wire – It protects the property while not obstructing the view.
    A bald spot is like a lie – the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself – everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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  3. Hello! This post couldn’t be written any better!
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  4. – Unboxing this order you’ve been waiting for ages !!!!!!!

    – Opening a beer !!

    – That feeling when you finally find your keys !!!!!!
    – The smell of a fresh new pair of shoes ! So good
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