Now tell me: Is there anything quite so nice as wrapping yourself up in a pair of steaming skivvies just out of the dryer? It’s like skinny-dipping in a hot tub, jumping on a horse that’s been in the sun all day, and wearing a microwaved diaper…combined! Sure the moment doesn’t last long, yes there may be a little more static cling than you’d like, and yeah, you might have to get changed really quickly in the laundry room to pull it off. But dang, girl. Hot undies, they is fine.
AWESOME!
34 Comments
July 18, 2008 at 7:23 pm
I’d do that all the time when I was in school – on a cold day, just go to the basement and put your underwear and pants in the drier for a few minutes….you’re warm for the walk to the bus stop!
July 18, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I remember waring undies once upon a time. But now that I’m older retired and a empty nester. I find that I don’t care to ware them much. LOL!! That is at home. Where I live it’s hot most of the year. Oh! but, I do ware them when I go out.
July 24, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Older, retired, and spells like a mongoloid who dropped out of the 4th grade. Congratulations, dumbest person on the internet, I salute you. Sorry for “waring” my heart on my sleeve.
October 21, 2009 at 9:20 pm
don’t say mean things just because it’s the internet and the person isn’t there to kick your ass.
January 24, 2010 at 7:07 pm
That’s really mean of you to say. Some people just aren’t good at spelling; that doesn’t make them dumb and it definately doesn’t give you the right to be rude to them. You are not a better person because you can spell better.
July 30, 2008 at 12:28 am
Dave, “smart” people are not cruel to others. Spelling isn’t everything. It’s the message that matters.
April 26, 2009 at 3:30 am
god bless you
November 18, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I agree with you wholeheartedly. Spelling is definitely nicer, but being mean is unnecessary. People in general are quick to criticize others, even news reporters. They report a crime and feel the need to editorialize. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty. Long winded, I am, but amen.
August 9, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Good thought, Jess. Dave, just because you’re better at spelling and grammar does not entitle you to make mean, spiteful comments about someone who is obviously just leaving a fun, anecdotal comment. Congratulations, low-life piece of shit who thinks he’s vastly superior to everyone on the planet, I salute you.
March 24, 2009 at 4:12 pm
LMFAO well put!
March 14, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Agreed!
October 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Definitely underrated!
December 8, 2008 at 2:11 am
Yes I am a miserable pile of steaming hippo dung!
March 14, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Wow, I guess you’re one of those people who seek for attention on the internet, because nobody else did. How very very sad.
December 8, 2008 at 8:29 pm
hell ya makes u wanna cum in ur pants
December 18, 2008 at 5:41 am
I prefer warm fresh smelling jeans. But underwear rule also.
December 28, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Warm towels and pajamas fresh from the dryer on a cold night…..best.things.ever!
June 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Not only warm towels and pajamas, but blankets too! It’s not only the warmth that resonates from them, but the incredible smell as well.
January 8, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I guess you’ve never swam naked.
February 2, 2009 at 6:36 pm
It keeps your butt warm in the winter months.
March 24, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Definetely something I’ve done many times. And I will do again..the feeling is sooo good…i love warm socks when my feet are cold…it’s the best. I wouldn’t compare that to skinny dippin tho….I’ve done it..no comparison.
March 31, 2009 at 3:52 pm
But you know what’s even better than hot dryer undies? Hot pajama pants when it’s cold outside… mmm.
April 1, 2009 at 12:34 pm
id rather have em cold!
in the summer….. mmmmmmmmm
April 15, 2009 at 12:38 pm
If you want to hear a reader’s feedback :) , I rate this article for four from five. Detailed info, but I just have to go to that damn msn to find the missed bits. Thank you, anyway!
April 28, 2009 at 8:50 am
one way to warm yourself up
May 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm
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August 25, 2009 at 10:33 pm
rember alot of smart people sit on park benches
November 20, 2009 at 10:52 pm
warm sheets and blankies are amazingly awesome too
December 17, 2009 at 6:55 pm
THATS HALROIOUS!!! i feel the same way. When I get hot pants out of the dryer!!!
January 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Toasty goodness!!!
February 9, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Is lingerie a good idea for Valentine? Absolutely!
May 9, 2010 at 11:05 pm
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May 23, 2010 at 9:11 pm
It’s not just underwear. I have a routine in my house. I throw my laundry into the wash, throw it in the dryer, and then have my shower. By the time my shower is finished, all my laundry is warm and ready for me to put on. I have the luxury of washing my clothes at home, so I don’t have to worry about dressing in a hurry.
August 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I like to wear other peoples underwear in the building. When I hear the dryer running – I sneak down and take a pair of underwear out – mens or ladies – and put them on and go back to playing xbox.