October 23, 2008...12:01 am

#911 Getting served breakfast in bed

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Notice the chocolate. Dessert at breakfast is a winner.

Maybe it’s Mother’s Day at 7:30am and your kids wake you up with a plate of cold toast, runny eggs, and a short glass of lukewarm OJ. Sure, it may not be the best-tasting meal in the world, and yeah, you might fill your sheets with crumbs, but don’t tell me getting served breakfast isn’t the greatest.

I mean, there you were just sleeping there. And someone else said “Let’s go downstairs and cook up our best possible meal, toss it on a tray, and bring it upstairs and serve it to you.” Yes, serve it to you! Cook it up and set it up and serve it to you. I have to say you’re pretty lucky if this happens to you.

Plus, breakfast in bed can also help accomplish the exotic get up and eat up and get back down move, a brilliant Saturday or Sunday feat that involves filling your belly with breakfast and then immediately crashing back into a post fiesta siesta. Yes, it’s a great feeling to go back to bed with that full stomach. And who knows? Maybe there’s a lunch in bed just waiting for you on the other side of those sleepy dreams. But really, it’s a good question — has anyone ever actually scored lunch in bed? If so, I’m pretty sure they win the World’s Greatest Day Ever contest.

Now, the Trump Card for turning a good breakfast in bed into a great one is when it includes one or more of the following:

  • One of those tiny, miniature glass bottles of ketchup or jam
  • A homemade greeting card wishing you a Happy Mother’s Day or Happy Birthday
  • A breakfast dessert of any kind
  • Butter painstakingly carved into a perfect sphere
  • Cute, restaurant-style folded up napkins

Because let’s be honest, people. We sure do love eating. We sure do love sleeping. And breakfast in bed is the closest we get to combining both at the same time. And around here, you know what we think of that.

Say it with me now.

AWESOME!

It's not wasteful. You can recycle it!

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22 Comments

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  • The only thing better than breakfast in bed is breakfast in bed when your home sick from school. Generally served while watching the Price is Right.

  • Hmmmm im gonna be one of those people and say ~ I don’t like breakfast in bed!! Cos of the crumbs in the sheets! Strangely I don’t mind eating munchies in bed late at night that can be guilty pleasure! But breakfast when I’m just waking up.. I can’t enjoy eating then! I end up being the server actually! Which is fine by me! LOL

  • Also why Mother’s Day? Isn’t Neil a man’s name?

  • Thank you! I have now decided to make breakfast in bed this saturday for someone special!

  • Mmm… breakfast dessert! This reminds me of a vacation we took where the meals were included. After your breakfast entree, the waiter would bring a TRAY of breakfast desserts to the table for us to root through. They were fancy little french pastries. That was seriously awesome! Plus, my in-laws paid for the vacation, so that made it FREE breakfast dessert. Double awesome!

  • Has anyone ever scored the perfect-stack-of-pancakes-that-looks-like-the-picture-on-the-pancake-box-breakfast-in-bed? Because that would have to rank up there pretty high, with an entire team going to work for you downstairs.

  • Okay. So today I had to urinate EXTREMELY bad and I didn’t think I was going to make it to the bathroom…then when I finally (barely) made it and just let loose at the urinal…it was awesome. I’m just sayin’ it was. I pee’d for like 5 minutes.

    Happy to share. No thanks necessary.

  • I love it when my breakfast in bed comes with a side Norwegian flag.

  • Okay, tip from the recently married guy. If you don’t know what time your wife has to wake up for work, don’t chance it. As happy as she’ll be to get food, she’ll be much angrier if you wake her up more than 15 minutes early. The bruises are still healing. The coffee stains on the carpet never will.

  • That’s right, former Dave. Everyone knows the last half hour of sleep is the most important. No matter how fluffy that omelette, it will never make up for that precious, lost shut-eye.

  • Ah Dave, your mistake was doing it on a work day – go for the non-work day when she can fall asleep again straight after you take the tray away to wash the dishes. :-)

  • My 6 year old daughter loves doing this for me. Once in a while she surprises me with a cheese sandwich and a glass of water or milk :D . Yep, it´s awesome!!

  • Hey, a Norwegian flag! Wohoo!

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  • I just find it hard manipulating the knife and fork at a 30-45 degree eating angle :)

  • Me, I don’t really enjoy it unless I’ve just been snoozing and lazing for the past hour. I am never hungry immediately after waking up.

    I do, however, quite enjoy serving breakfast in bed. :D

    (Whoo commenting on things two years two late! But I just discovered this, and it’s my little ray of sunshine. After reading various other blogs that make me confused and angry at how ridiculous people can be, I always come here and read a few Things to restore my faith in the world. Thanks!)

  • haha, pretty awesome aiiii. my brother, myself and my mums partner served mum (and ourselves, of course!) croissants and coffee in bed for mothers day :))) she said it was one of the best mothers days shed had

  • probably more than getting breakfast served in bed i like serving it and receiving it with a smile :)


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