When that churning ocean of sickness in your stomach finally leaves your body in a massive, ab-clencing heave, it sort of feels like a rebirth. Your headache instantly disappears, you chug a glass of water, and then all is well in the world again.
AWESOME!
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24 Comments
November 13, 2008 at 3:11 am
Man, I haven’t puked in freakin 5 years….is something wrong with me?!
November 13, 2008 at 5:06 am
Not puked in 5 years? I puke, more or less, every sunday afternoon, which I can tell you doesn’t help the headache one bit.
Still feels epic though.
May 29, 2009 at 5:31 pm
really? I have severe migranes every… month, and everytime i puke, it goed away for 10 seconds.
I love the moment after puking because of the lack of suicidal-thoughts-giving-excruciating-pain!
November 13, 2008 at 6:10 am
Unfortunately for me the “Awesome!” of this feeling is more than balanced out by the taste in my mouth that remains for hours.
Luckily it’s a loooooooooong time since I vomited.
November 13, 2008 at 8:56 am
She’s got a pretty firm grip on the toilet. Hope she uses a strong
germicide afterwards…
November 13, 2008 at 10:43 am
It’s not awesome if you’re drunk…
November 13, 2008 at 11:19 am
Usually it feels good for like 5 minutes until the vomit feeling builds up again and then its back to square one. This could go on for hours. There is that moment though when you just finished vomitting that feels awesome. I mostly puke from drinking though so its never that awesome.
November 13, 2008 at 11:55 am
I went for a decade without vomiting, but then I turned 19, which at the time was the drinking age in WY. I can attest though, that illness related vomiting incidents is maybe one or two times in twenty years. I just don’t get sick.
November 13, 2008 at 1:22 pm
It’s the BEST when you’re drunk.
As one friend once said, drunk puking is the best, cause it makes room in your stomach for more!
You run into the bathroom, get it all out and then you’re ready to go all over again…
AWESOME.
November 13, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Puke and rally.
AWESOME.
November 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Ok… I do love that feeling in a sick post drinking kinda way.
November 14, 2008 at 10:20 am
I have to disagree. Not awesome.
Luckily, I haven’t puked in a long time.
November 14, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Not awesome, not at all. Of course I puke until I dry heave 5+ times. Every muscle in my chest and stomach hurt.
For you guys who haven’t hurled get small kids in public school. They always bring “extra” presents home. awesome (please read that awesome in all lower case with the bitterness it deserves)
November 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Totally agree with this one. It feels euphoric; it’s almost like you’re floating. Too bad your breath reaks of vomit though. Totally ruins the moment.
November 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm
That is sooooo true yet again. Better not make it a habbit though. LOL However it’s nice to know other people feel that way too. =)
November 17, 2008 at 5:51 pm
It really does feel good… unless you follow it up with more puking
January 17, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Yeah it does feel epic, but the stomach acids burns your throat.
April 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
The drunk puke is the best because you feel full, you get dizzy and disoriented and then BAM!!!! You run to the back yard, you bend over, you make sure your hat stays on your head and you just let all hell break loose on the poor bushes. Once you finish you wipe all of the snot, tears and puke from your face, you walk back into the house like nothing ever happened, grab a beer and continue with your epic night!
May 13, 2009 at 8:28 am
I love it.
May 13, 2009 at 12:38 pm
And then you notice the popped blood vessels around your eyes and know anyone looking closely will know you yacked in the last 24 hours.
May 13, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Assuming that the puke ends up going where you want it to go – into the toilet rather than almost into the toilet, out your mouth instead of out your nose, onto the ground instead of onto your lap. It makes a difference.
July 17, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Although I love this blog, this has to be my LEAST favorite thing ever. I got into a bout a few years ago in which I threw up EVERY thirty minutes for about a day. It was terrible. After throwing up, my stomach muscles ached and I just wanted to cry because it was so awful.
But I can understand the feeling, because vomiting is the body’s way of ridding “INTRUDERS!!” from the stomach. If they are successfully ejected from the body, then a positive feeling would be natural, for one has defended the gates to the metaphorical castle.
August 29, 2009 at 12:50 am
Last year (‘08) I had some tuna mixed with broccoli before I went to bed. When I hit the sack I felt fine, then I woke up and felt less then fine. I was sweating and had a fever. My stomach hurt,but it wasn’t unbearable, not sure if I was going to shit or puke. Fifteen minutes later my temperature spiked and I new the eleven year hiatus was up. Out it came, all over the side of my bed. I walked towards my bathroom and puked in front of the doorway. Spent the next hour cleaning it up,but felt happy as a clam that the suffering was over. Went back to bed at six and didn’t awaken till four in the afternoon.
What I hate about puking is the the convulsion before you do it, feels like someone is pulling your abdomen as fast as they can and taking the air out of your body.
Wash your hands before you eat and eat well. My diet was pretty shitty at the time, I drank a lot of pop and I think, I could be wrong, it made it worse then it might have been if I was healthy and hydrated.
January 1, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Damn! I’m emetophobic and i’ll never know what does it feels…
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