The Five Second Rule simply states that any food dropped on the floor is perfectly fine to eat as long as you pick it up in less than five seconds.
The rule has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Took Me To Pick This Food Up Rule. But whatever version you use, there’s just no denying why it’s great:
- Makes you look less disgusting. Because now when you eat that wet grape that rolled into the corner by the heating vent and collected some cat hair and a few old, dry toast crumbs, you’re not disgusting. No, you’re just a law abiding Kitchen Citizen. Big difference.
- Saves time and money. Wait, wait, wait, don’t pull the peanut butter and jelly out again and make a whole new sandwich. No, we’ll just blow the floor spice off this one and maybe tear off the wet, soggy piece of crust that landed in juice puddle. It’s all good.
- It’s scientifically proven. Well, actually it’s scientifically proven that if a floor is covered in salmonella or E. Coli, your food will be covered in salmonella or E. Coli, even if they touch for a split second. But, and here’s the kicker, the same study showed no significant evidence of contamination on public flooring in general. Good save, Science.
So people, I give you a friend and savior in these tough times: The Five Second Rule. Know it. Love it.
Live by it.
AWESOME!
14 Comments
December 15, 2008 at 5:35 am
The image at the bottom of that entry was great.
December 15, 2008 at 9:09 am
Rofl. “Floor spice”
December 15, 2008 at 9:20 am
Haha that was hilarious. Love the last cartoon too! I can’t believe it’s made it into Wiki! haha…
December 15, 2008 at 5:40 pm
+1 on “Floor Spice”.
I’m a big proponent of the 5-second rule, and use it with all things, much to the wife’s dismay. Recent examples include: a scoop of ice cream, and a piece of turkey breast.
However, the one time I wished I’d decided not to use the 5-second rule was when I dropped a piece of gum (that I was chewing) onto the floor of my friends living room carpet. To explain why this was such a big problem, I only need 4 words: My. Friend. Had. Cats. A mouthful of gummy-cat-hair later, made me decide to be a bit more careful in the future.
Another Awesome thing for the list, in a similar theme – the 5 (or 10) minute rule, which states: If your teacher (or professor) doesn’t show up within 5 (or 10) minutes of the scheduled start of class – Everyone can go home! The most famous proponent of this rule was one Mr. Zach Morris.
AWESOME!
December 15, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I once got scrapie because I ate a goat that I dropped on the floor and used the five second rule.
December 17, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Rule does not apply to Meatloaf.
December 17, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Rule does not apply to Meatloaf.
May 14, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Does it apply to pants, like if your pants fall to the floor, does she have five seconds to put the sausage in her mouth…you sick bastard…I will be starting a blog site soon hope you all can join in!
December 17, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I have to do a project in science. It’s a persuasive speech that is science related. I picked the 5-second rule and if you research it, it’s nasty. Do your research and then I bet you will think twice about eating that food off the floor.
December 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I lived by the 5 second rule until college when I moved into a house with several young bachelor room mates. That’s when I changed to the one hop rule – anything that can be caught after just one bounce is still edible.
One more thing – I didn’t do my own research, but the Mythbusters did for me and I’ll still eat food that hit the floor. I’m sure you can probably find it on youtube. Don’t let a little science scare you away though.
March 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm
So much food saved and into my stomach thanks to this little rule.
Although, if it’s already been in my mouth then hits the ground- it’s a no-no. Just leave the soldier behind fellows. He’s given all he can give.
May 26, 2009 at 7:58 am
Anyone watch the animated movie Osmosis Jones? Watching that movie will tell you why the 5 second rule (ten seconds in this case) is not a good rule when near animals.
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