January 20, 2009...1:01 am

#848 Old folks who sit on their porch and wave at you when you walk by

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What do you picture doing when you retire?

Lounging amongst big umbrellas on sunny beaches, taking the grandkids to the zoo, cropping a serious vegetable garden, or turning your wood carving hobby into a lucrative craft fair business?

Well, whatever you choose, can I just recommend that you also make time to just sit on your porch, sip some lemonade, and look up to smile and wave at people when they walk by?

Because other than cutting the little wedge of your neighbor’s lawn, lending out your snowblower, or collecting someone’s mail while they’re away, I tell you — nothing says friendly neighbor more than a couple old folks sitting on their rockers and just flashing those gums and waving those palms when you walk on by.

AWESOME!

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  • I think I’m going to need a winter porch in the south.

  • There was an old guy sitting n a porch here…waving at people to come on in…. he had a shotgun laying on his lap……to take care of hippies and unwanted kin

  • ahhh this doesn’t happen in the UK, well not where I am from anyway :( my neighbours just stare out of their window instead, quite creepy I think!

  • LOVE this! I’m in Michigan, north of Detroit, yes even Detroiters sit on the porch, are friendly and wave! well…ok…most of us anyways:)

  • You don’t have to be old to sit out on your front porch and enjoy the people walking by. You can meet some facinating people.

  • When I moved to a new city, I stayed with my sister for a few weeks. She had porch-sitting neighbors, but they were all young, loud, and boozy.

  • i used to have a neighbour that would sit on her front porch with a notebook. It was many months after we moved in before i learned she would make notes on everyone’s comings and goings! She even knew what day i went for groceries and how many bags i brought in from the car…or how many times i parked on the street in front of her sidewalk. Of course, after our car was stolen i was pretty happy she had that notebook with all the license plate #s of cars she didn’t recognize and “shady characters” walking around!

    • Women should be jailed for invasion of privacy… and being a lunatic… security it may be, but these people ruin the neighbourhood by making it uncomfortable for people who don’t like being WATCHED.

  • I’ve found that the more rural, the more wavers.

  • I seen that a lot also. Older people are more friendly usually.

  • i desperately want a big wooden porch like that (not those colors though. id much prefer the natural wood look) and a nice creaky rocking chair. i always have. i love people watching

  • Lol once again awesome. Old guy down the road from house. Everday all day sitting on the porch watching the birds eat, listening to the poilce scanner. Always smiled and waved when we walked by. Me and my friends called him Crazy-ol-whats-his-name.

  • Cool awesome site!

    In holland we dont have porches unforunately.. but there is just one guy in the street that stands the whole day (!) on the sidewalk and waves…. AWESOME

  • my neighbours do that all the time. they sit out front with fresh lemonade and the paper and wave to me as i come and go.

  • There is an old man up my road like that, except he doesn’t have a porch. He has a rocking chair just in front of the front window. He is always either outside feeding birds, or inside sitting on his rocking chair. I love that guy :)

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  • i had a substitute teacher the other day, and he was telling us about how awesome this is. he came from a city where waving meant “get down!” so when he moved out to the boondocks, and he first saw this, he dove into the old folks’ bushes. : ) hehe.

  • Everyone waves in South Ontario.
    I love it.

  • Are you kidding me!
    These nosy sons of bitches have nothing else better to do with their time but snoop? My neighbours across the street sit out in their garage all day everyday, when the family comes to visit it’s a goddamn communal in the garage. I should add that there house faces lake ontario and their yard on the NON-street side is very nice, complete with a deck. I can’t wait til these old fu*ks die so our neighbourhood can come out of their houses without being watched….. there should be a law against this, it’s passive aggressive harassment. Man I hope they die soon…….

  • On the street I live on there’s an old guy that has no legs, he sits outside on his riding scooter and waves at everyone that walks or drive by, he has no teeth and drinks beer, I toot my horn everytime I see him!! He puts a smile on my face everyday!!


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