guys…you really have no idea of the true variety of different bread-types!! first of all: you forgot the easy ones like baguette and ciabatta…but have you ever been to germany? we basically have bread made of everything…you can go to any bakery and find at least 20 different sorts of bread!!! you really must give it a try!!!
Shit, dude. You could have a sister site called 1000 Awesome Things about Meat. #1. You can make a pussy white liberal asshole cry like a woman just by talking about how bloody you like your steak.
This is not and should not be considered a favorite thing. Cows should be seen as gifts from God and not as a part of your meal. Cows give you so much, for instance, they gave you milk to grow and get strong healthy bones. Without milk babies and children would not be healthy. And to thank these wonderful animals, we kill them and eat them! Shame on you!
Pork chops, ham, bacon, ham and cheese, pulled pork, BarBQ pork ribs, sausages, smoked ham hocks in beans, pork tenderloin, Country fried ham, red eye gravy, red beans and smoked sausage, pork and rice, sweet sour pork, pork roast, fatback, pork steak, pickled pigs feet, hog’s head cheese, souse meat,
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54 Comments
April 7, 2009 at 12:03 am
No explanation needed. By far the best food group.
April 9, 2009 at 12:15 am
I like the idea of Cow as it’s own food group. What else would there be? Junk food, Pig, Variations of Bread, Stuff You Drink.
April 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Variations of bread: Pita, Tortilla (corn), Naan, Injera, Tortilla (flour), Challah, Lavash, Roti…
That’s all I’ve got..
April 9, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Dude, donuts.
April 18, 2009 at 8:25 pm
guys…you really have no idea of the true variety of different bread-types!! first of all: you forgot the easy ones like baguette and ciabatta…but have you ever been to germany? we basically have bread made of everything…you can go to any bakery and find at least 20 different sorts of bread!!! you really must give it a try!!!
December 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Wheat, white, ummm, french, irish sodabread,
April 7, 2009 at 12:28 am
I never realized that i depend on cows this much…
April 7, 2009 at 12:50 am
Oh, so much good stuff! It’s only missing the whipped cream: the sweet, silky cloud on top of the latte that makes it taste so yummy!
November 11, 2009 at 6:08 pm
And the sour cream…..
April 7, 2009 at 1:08 am
Bravo good sir, bravo.
April 7, 2009 at 1:52 am
chickens, too! while there isn’t as much variety, i couldn’t live without eggs.. yum!
April 7, 2009 at 3:33 am
Shit, dude. You could have a sister site called 1000 Awesome Things about Meat. #1. You can make a pussy white liberal asshole cry like a woman just by talking about how bloody you like your steak.
Poster’s note: The Ranter is a white liberal.
April 7, 2009 at 5:36 am
I had a dream about eating hamburgers last night. I totally pre-empted this!
April 7, 2009 at 6:55 am
Here’s something else that comes from cows:
EVERYTHING AT DAIRY QUEEN (find something not from a cow in this photo)
http://www.geocities.com/iron4361/DairyQueen1.jpg
April 7, 2009 at 9:19 am
The french fries, onion rings, and chicken strips.
Do I win a prize?
June 13, 2009 at 2:36 am
lolol
April 7, 2009 at 9:47 am
Hot dogs are from pigs
April 7, 2009 at 10:45 am
Sometimes, but you can get “all-beef” dogs, too.
April 7, 2009 at 2:57 pm
mmmmm…. all-beef…
April 9, 2009 at 12:16 am
I would like to point out that the picture above is an all-beef hot dog. If you squint real hard, you might make it out.
April 21, 2009 at 12:01 am
The wooden & plastic spoons?
May 12, 2010 at 6:27 pm
hot dogs are from “various” animals.
April 7, 2009 at 11:29 am
Best post ever.
April 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Agreed.
April 7, 2009 at 11:37 am
good bless cows
April 7, 2009 at 11:46 am
I wish I wasn’t lactose-intolerant, some days…
April 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Right, like all of that comes from some wonderful, maaaagical animal! :)
What about all of the cuts of steaks besides that tiny little thing at the end?
April 8, 2009 at 12:07 am
I want to go to Bovine University!
April 20, 2010 at 7:11 am
That was Homer Simpson, talking with Lisa about pork, ham and bacon. I was going to post it but you beat me by about a year.
April 7, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I just had a hot dog tonight.
April 7, 2009 at 8:59 pm
too bad it’s incredibly bad for you to eat :/ studies have proven red meat will shorten your life…
April 7, 2009 at 10:49 pm
perfect. 100% perfect.
oh, and awesome. duh.
April 7, 2009 at 11:28 pm
:(
February 25, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Before eating a cow:
:(
After eating a cow:
:D
April 7, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Not so awesome for the cow :(
April 8, 2009 at 12:23 am
Oh Jesus, and I’m iron-deficient right now. SO HUNGRY.
April 8, 2009 at 1:17 pm
:-( I’m allergic to cow’s milk. Not so awesome for some of us.
But I do love steaks :-)
April 15, 2009 at 2:19 am
No.
I’m vegan, I say no more.
April 22, 2010 at 10:17 pm
agreed!!!!!!!
April 15, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Except that if you’ve read The Omnivore’s Dilemma you know that most of that crap can practically be considered more CORN than it can COW.
May 8, 2009 at 9:58 am
This is not and should not be considered a favorite thing. Cows should be seen as gifts from God and not as a part of your meal. Cows give you so much, for instance, they gave you milk to grow and get strong healthy bones. Without milk babies and children would not be healthy. And to thank these wonderful animals, we kill them and eat them! Shame on you!
November 10, 2009 at 8:25 pm
But God GAVE us cows to eat!
May 15, 2009 at 3:10 am
mmmmmmmmm cheese
June 4, 2009 at 10:57 am
steak and cheese FTW. I think I eat cheese daily.
June 13, 2009 at 2:37 am
OM NOM NOM NOM
August 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm
hot dogs?? cows?? huh???
February 25, 2010 at 8:59 pm
See comment chain started when Fi made your comment above. The author even confirmed it!
All Beef Hot Dogs, FTW!
September 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Nope, I’m from the South and the hog is better…
Pork chops, ham, bacon, ham and cheese, pulled pork, BarBQ pork ribs, sausages, smoked ham hocks in beans, pork tenderloin, Country fried ham, red eye gravy, red beans and smoked sausage, pork and rice, sweet sour pork, pork roast, fatback, pork steak, pickled pigs feet, hog’s head cheese, souse meat,
footballs
November 2, 2009 at 12:06 am
Hey i was wondering how much you would to set your design up on my blog for me, because i really like the look of your web log but i don’t know how to set such a nice theme.
November 2, 2009 at 12:06 am
Hey i have wondered how much you would calculate to set your blog graphics up on my web log for me, because i truly like the look of your web logs but i do not know how to create such a good graphic.
November 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm
i am a girl or am i
March 24, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Amen to this, bruddah.
April 22, 2010 at 11:00 am
I thought hotdog was from pigs..?
June 7, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Ew… Sorry but I’m a vegan… so this is definitely not awesome