Sneak behind the bookcase, take a smoke break in the alley, grab the back row at the theater, or go freshen up before dinner.
Look left, look right, and yank.
AWESOME!
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October 7, 2009...12:01 am
#662 Fixing your wedgie when no one’s looking
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October 7, 2009 at 3:52 am
Even more awesome than that is completing a successful “wedgie walk”. You know, when you take a slightly longer stride and throw in a very subtle hip twist in the hopes that your underpants will correct themselves. When they do, it’s magic. Especially if no one notices.
October 7, 2009 at 4:24 am
And the worst is when the initial hip-twist doesn’t work, and you involuntarily try to throw another one or two in before realising if anybody was watching they couldn’t possible not have seen it.
October 8, 2009 at 8:41 am
But then you can just do a shimmy and pretend you were dancing to the beat of your own drum!
October 12, 2009 at 1:21 am
It’s worst when the “wedgie twist” doesn’t work and the problem is made worst.
How nice would it be to be young [like the picture] and not have to care about stares and glares and gracefulness. @.@
April 21, 2010 at 9:52 am
Also works when you’re old. You get right back to that blissful state of not giving a rat’s ass what other people think, and it’s heaven.
April 21, 2010 at 10:34 am
Much to the dismay of your teenaged children!
October 7, 2009 at 8:19 am
Ihihihihi. :D Indeed. =))))
October 7, 2009 at 8:56 am
Learning new Wedgie-fixing tips….AWESOME
October 7, 2009 at 10:27 am
couldn’t agree more…
October 7, 2009 at 10:56 am
Wedgie pulling tips are always appreciated. Thanks for the post.
October 7, 2009 at 2:19 pm
You know how to NEVER get another wedgie again, don’t you?
COMMANDO!
October 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Unfortunately, my bum is so thick, pants and shorts ride right on up there even worse when going without.
Oh, to live in a wedgie free world. Well, I suppose I could just wear skirts and dresses LOL!
October 10, 2009 at 9:19 pm
PMSL
Not bad, not bad at all. LOL
October 7, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Ahem…obviously this really ain’t a guy issue judging by the comments…but…when guys get the TWO wedgies (front & back) we have the unmitigated gal to just:
A) Reach
B) Pull
C) Yank (or shift)
D) Scratch
and go about our day as if nothing ever happened.
Oblivious to the stares of any onlookers ’cause we’re guys. (insert the smack to the back of my head by my wife here)
January 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm
jajajajajaja I totally do that. My mom always says I’m nasty and that I should stop it. She doesn’t know, she deosn’t have the BALLS (pun intended) to do it.
October 8, 2009 at 2:04 am
haha… oopsie
October 8, 2009 at 3:05 am
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October 8, 2009 at 11:28 pm
My former brother in law used to refer to wedgie-removal as “picking your seat to go to the movies!”
October 13, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Seriously, this is the best…especially when your somewhere like a baseball game and your wearing a thong and it keeps riding up!! This is one of my top AWESOME things!
October 13, 2009 at 4:26 pm
[...] #662: Fixing your wedgie when no one’s looking. This has taken on new meaning to me since I’ve started walking, and if I’m not walking at the butt crack of dawn or later at night, there are likely people out in their yards or cars driving by. I know they can see me. I know it. And I know they want to holler out, “Ya going to the movies? I see you’re already picking your seat!” (An oldie but a goodie.) [...]
October 17, 2009 at 9:23 am
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October 28, 2009 at 10:10 am
LOL!! I get the ever-dreaded wedgie when I wear skirts to work, and I must revert to 1 of 2 strategies for public-wedgie removal: 1) Back up into your cubicle, hike that skirt up in a gentle but swift motion, being careful not flip it so high as to cause the seam to curve upward and get stuck on whatever is behind you, ie computer moniter, file cabinet, desk etc, thus exposing the already tortured hiney cheeks-and use the one-finger slide method-start at the top of the panty with index finger and quickly slide down along seam; repeat for other side; entire proces takes less than 10 seconds; or 2) have your forever loyal friends form a “wall”, if you will, and yank away in private gloriousness. Also avoid the dress-wedgie; when one wearing a flowy skirt and has been sitting for a while, the inevitable skirt wedgie occurs, and can be quite embarrassing, possibly causing the repeated and irritating comment about your butt being hungry; When you stand, and realize the skirt wedgie is ever present, simply walk forward, and go about “smoothing out” your skirt, making necessary seam-on-the right-side-of-your-body-adjustments, and gracefully reach around and “fluff” your skirt! No one will be the wiser, and your butt no longer has the munchies.
Or does that just happen to me?
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March 4, 2010 at 2:27 am
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July 13, 2010 at 12:02 am
I do the “looking for my change” excuse.