When the dinner party wraps up, the quilting bee buzzes off, or your friends all grab their coats and head down to catch a cab, it’s time to take a second to stand alone in the center of your place, smile slowly, and finally just blast it out.
AWESOME!
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38 Comments
December 16, 2009 at 12:28 am
After reading this, my whole house started to smell like rotten eggs. Coincidence?
December 16, 2009 at 1:09 am
My bad…
December 16, 2009 at 1:43 am
It’s entries like these that remind me why I love this site.
December 16, 2009 at 1:47 am
Exactly! Short, sweet, and it made me smile so hard.
December 16, 2009 at 4:27 am
That’s exactly what it’s like to pass gas when they leave – short, sweet and makes me smile so hard!! :)
January 5, 2010 at 12:52 am
I agree with the sweet and makes me smile but short? Pffffft… I could spend an hour letting go everything Id held in before.
December 16, 2009 at 3:51 am
After the Thanksgiving turkey is not a good day.
December 16, 2009 at 6:18 am
LOL
this is AWESOME
December 16, 2009 at 6:41 am
LOL
December 16, 2009 at 9:49 am
properly awesome
*parp*
December 16, 2009 at 10:28 am
Oh man, classic! It’s the best part of the night sometimes!
December 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
This is good, but I like “leaving your fart behind” even better. Now go listen to “Walk On” by U2 with this in mind. heh heh.
December 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Sometimes I leave one in the elevator for the next person. The worst is when you’re that person, and then someone else gets on and thinks it was you!
December 16, 2009 at 11:44 am
Absolutely hilarious! And oh-so-true!
December 16, 2009 at 12:41 pm
It’s kind of also like when you finally get to pee when you’ve been holding it in for ages…truly orgasmic!
June 29, 2010 at 1:56 am
I know what you mean! there is nothing worse than a full bladder
December 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Farting. So awesome.
I think I speak for everyone that farts should play a far more significant role in the following 611 things.
Well played, good sir.
December 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Or being the guest and getting into your car and letting one fly, also awesome.
December 16, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
This one ranks right up there, could even be number one
April 21, 2010 at 6:10 pm
“Ranks” indeed
December 16, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Awesome and a half!
December 16, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I am a teacher and I will fart in my classroom after school once all the kids have gone home. Then I pray that no other teacher walks in (or a kid who stayed after school) and smells it!
December 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I thought I was the only one who did that! :-)
December 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm
So true. This site always cheers me up! The bigger the volume, the bigger the smile.
December 16, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Love you sooooo much. Thanks for the belly laugh!
December 17, 2009 at 7:27 am
im doing it right now
December 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Thanks for the laughs about real life.
December 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm
im doing it right now
December 18, 2009 at 11:00 am
My hubby farts in the car before we get out, and then when we come back, it’s like trapped in there still and the car smells like ass. It’s strange and hilarious.
December 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I’m a retired teacher: nothing beats the startled looks on students’ faces when they come into a classroom in which the previous teacher left a fart behind as he/she was leaving. “Farting is such sweet sorrow…” to quote one such student.
December 21, 2009 at 3:08 pm
And if you happen to hear or smell someone’s blast, be sure to share it with the rest of us at dealt-it.com. (You can anonymously let them know as well)
December 25, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I find that if you run up the hallway and drop one out of reach you need to be careful the fart doesn’t hitchhike back with you and deliver an invisible cloud of shame!
December 26, 2009 at 3:28 am
preety awesome weird but awesome you know
December 29, 2009 at 4:00 am
All the chicks LOVE this and the guys are like just share in the fart festivities!!!!!
January 11, 2010 at 11:27 pm
it’s the best after a first or second date. hands down.
February 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm
It’s even better when the visitors are really close friends so you just don’t give a damn and let it rip therefor breaking the ice and now it becomes a the laugh of the night as everybody is joining you… Now that’s awesome!!!! lol
February 9, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Man, how I love this one A LOT! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been holding back a fart since New Years, only to let it rip when the guests clear out. Awesome!
April 13, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Relief!!!!!!
Thanks!