When the dinner party wraps up, the quilting bee buzzes off, or your friends all grab their coats and head down to catch a cab, it’s time to take a second to stand alone in the center of your place, smile slowly, and finally just blast it out.
AWESOME!
Photo from: here
After reading this, my whole house started to smell like rotten eggs. Coincidence?
My bad…
It’s entries like these that remind me why I love this site.
Exactly! Short, sweet, and it made me smile so hard.
That’s exactly what it’s like to pass gas when they leave – short, sweet and makes me smile so hard!! :)
I agree with the sweet and makes me smile but short? Pffffft… I could spend an hour letting go everything Id held in before.
After the Thanksgiving turkey is not a good day.
LOL
this is AWESOME
LOL
properly awesome
*parp*
Oh man, classic! It’s the best part of the night sometimes!
This is good, but I like “leaving your fart behind” even better. Now go listen to “Walk On” by U2 with this in mind. heh heh.
Sometimes I leave one in the elevator for the next person. The worst is when you’re that person, and then someone else gets on and thinks it was you!
Absolutely hilarious! And oh-so-true!
It’s kind of also like when you finally get to pee when you’ve been holding it in for ages…truly orgasmic!
I know what you mean! there is nothing worse than a full bladder
Farting. So awesome.
I think I speak for everyone that farts should play a far more significant role in the following 611 things.
Well played, good sir.
Or being the guest and getting into your car and letting one fly, also awesome.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
This one ranks right up there, could even be number one
“Ranks” indeed
Awesome and a half!
I am a teacher and I will fart in my classroom after school once all the kids have gone home. Then I pray that no other teacher walks in (or a kid who stayed after school) and smells it!
I thought I was the only one who did that! :-)
I actually hold it until I get to my car. But, if I really have to, I’ll hold it until I get out of the school building.
So true. This site always cheers me up! The bigger the volume, the bigger the smile.
Love you sooooo much. Thanks for the belly laugh!
im doing it right now
Thanks for the laughs about real life.
im doing it right now
My hubby farts in the car before we get out, and then when we come back, it’s like trapped in there still and the car smells like ass. It’s strange and hilarious.
sign on car:
“help! my dad farted and I can’t get out!”
I’m a retired teacher: nothing beats the startled looks on students’ faces when they come into a classroom in which the previous teacher left a fart behind as he/she was leaving. “Farting is such sweet sorrow…” to quote one such student.
And if you happen to hear or smell someone’s blast, be sure to share it with the rest of us at dealt-it.com. (You can anonymously let them know as well)
I find that if you run up the hallway and drop one out of reach you need to be careful the fart doesn’t hitchhike back with you and deliver an invisible cloud of shame!
preety awesome weird but awesome you know
All the chicks LOVE this and the guys are like just share in the fart festivities!!!!!
it’s the best after a first or second date. hands down.
It’s even better when the visitors are really close friends so you just don’t give a damn and let it rip therefor breaking the ice and now it becomes a the laugh of the night as everybody is joining you… Now that’s awesome!!!! lol
Man, how I love this one A LOT! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been holding back a fart since New Years, only to let it rip when the guests clear out. Awesome!
Relief!!!!!!
Thanks!
LMAO!!
hahah you’re a genius!
Haha, so true. This site reveals all the hidden little secrets of humanity, and the rest of the world shares shy, sheepish smiles…then shrugs, and says, “Whatever,we all do this!” And we all laugh and virtually high-five eachother. :)
Even w/o fart, still awesome. Guests r gone, I breath a sigh of relief.
It’s the simple things in life that give the most pleasure ;)
Hilarious :)
OMG, omg, ewwie! yuckie! I never fart!
Haha
READ THE BOOK IT IS AWESOME!
It’s even better in an elevator
Oh, you’re supposed to wait until they leave!?
My long-distance boyfriend was visiting for the first time, we were cuddling side by side. I laughed and then farted!
Haha so true
It’s either loud and not stinky farts, or silent but deadly farts!!! LOL :)
LOL KATE SAME HERE! When i fart, its either loud but no smell, or silent but deadly xDD
Mine are more like Air/Air furtive missiles. Target based
Let the farty begin !
Guess it sounds gross. Not feeling it
Hahahaha it was really funny. It’s time to get your fart on!
Lol!! This best is after a night of drinking! Sometimes that rank will go on for days..
We’re awful beings… Being amused by farts, but how true it is :D