You are charged with one count of checking yourself out in the mirror, two counts of irresponsible couch usage, four counts of shower-to-bedroom carpet drippage, and seventeen counts of temporary nudity of the first degree.
How do you plead?
AWESOME!
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38 Comments
January 4, 2010 at 12:20 am
Well, this time of year the house temp is about 62 but in warmer times of the year, yes!
January 4, 2010 at 12:22 am
it really is awesome :)
January 4, 2010 at 12:41 am
I just discovered your website over a week ago, and caught up just now. Your blogs kept me up until the wee hours of the morning. Thank you for truly lifting my spirits, and allowing me to see how awesome the little things in life are. Whenever I was in a bad mood, I read more awesome things, and I instantly felt better.
Thank you for being AWESOME!
January 4, 2010 at 1:03 am
This is the best thing I have ever read.
January 4, 2010 at 1:25 am
Ahh, I love it. I bet you’re doing it right now, aren’t you?
January 4, 2010 at 2:24 am
As a matter of fact, I am currently lying on my bed, naked, after just coming out of the shower. And reading this with complete and content understanding. :)
January 4, 2010 at 1:31 am
This could not be more awesome. I like doing it best right when i get out of the shower during the summer and just walking around the house to dry off
January 4, 2010 at 2:07 am
this is so awesome. its SO much criminal activity
January 4, 2010 at 2:12 am
This is why my second roommate got the nickname “Mrs. Naked-pants.”
January 4, 2010 at 2:26 am
I did that tonight after I got out of my shower. Hopefully, I lose weight enough to not have this mental image make somebody puke. thanks for the awesome!
January 4, 2010 at 2:42 am
so awesome!!!!!
January 4, 2010 at 4:14 am
Absolutely agree! I love it :)
January 4, 2010 at 6:43 am
Its Summer in South Africa and I live alone, as soon as I get home the clothes come off.
January 4, 2010 at 7:40 am
The key to this one is home alone —Brings back some bad memories of the YMCA. I wish those old dudes would at least throw on a pair of tightie-whities!!!!
January 4, 2010 at 8:03 am
Guilty!
But only in the summer!
Cos its too cold right now
January 4, 2010 at 8:43 am
Oh the irony…
January 4, 2010 at 9:42 am
Brrr….. not here! Too cold!
January 4, 2010 at 10:51 am
When I do it, it’s definitely awesome… it’s just the idea of my housemates doing it as well when I’m not home that creeps me out :P
January 4, 2010 at 1:12 pm
I’m also guilty of exposing sensitive body parts to risky explosions and hazardous oil spills in the cooking department…
Playing birthday-suit Chef… AWESOME!
(Apron optional but strongly recommended)
January 4, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Oh my, that’s a risky hobby you have there. You don’t wanna spill hot, burning oil onto yourself!
January 5, 2010 at 12:01 pm
no bacon frying when nekkid though!
August 2, 2010 at 2:40 pm
agreed
January 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Guilty on all counts. So awesome!
January 4, 2010 at 6:07 pm
I never realized how often I do the shower-to-bedroom run until I had company for the past week. The “uh, you might want to avert your eyes” only works so often.
January 4, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Oh man, I love doing this each time when the family’s not around or when they’re on holidays. Eating naked and watching movies naked as well… bliss!
January 5, 2010 at 1:55 am
When I read the title I couldnt stop laughing! I always do this… Does anyone else find it awkard when dog is lookin at u when ur naked? or is it just me?
February 28, 2010 at 7:04 pm
yeah! but we have cats. i also hate when the wander into the bathroom when you’re in the middle of your toilet business. creepy…
August 30, 2010 at 4:47 am
bahaha, my dog doesnt follow me into the toilet or bathroom, amazingly. But i do normally shoo him out when im getting dressed :P
January 5, 2010 at 12:47 pm
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January 5, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I don’t like the cold. But dressing informal is nice.
January 10, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Bare-butt best ’bout breakfast to beddie bye. Nude with food, mood rather good or rude.
Click the furnace up in Sept and keep it there until the weather co-operates is the standard here. No bacon during the winter.
Dog don’t care, he whines when I get dressed cause he knows (intuitively) I am leaving for a short spell.
Come in the world naked, leave dressed…what’s that all about?
January 18, 2010 at 2:57 am
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April 13, 2010 at 6:46 pm
I never did it… hummm, ermmm…. what am I missing? Must check it for sure :D
April 21, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Add in one charge of thoroughly embarrassing oneself in front of family you did NOT expect to be awake, much less in the bedroom talking to your spouse and you have me dead to rights.
Good thing I can laugh at and enjoy my own embarrassments!
May 20, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Have you not noticed that when home alone and walking around naked, that your always on a heat higher than normal?
June 13, 2010 at 8:38 pm
I sleep naked
August 4, 2010 at 5:52 pm
i love being naked
August 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm
DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.
Laughed so hard, its so truly awesome