#741 When a big chunk of ear wax randomly falls out of your ear

tumbling out of head mountainSure, it’s a little bit extremely disgusting, but the gross out factor pales in comparison to the massive release you feel when a waxy boulder comes tumbling out of a cave on the side of Head Mountain. Remember: there’s nothing to be embarrassed about because this is just The Magic of the Human Body. Yes, like a loyal employee punching out after a hard day on the line, your earwax heads home with its lunchbox in hand after drowning dust and dirt on a double shift in your ear canal. The gig’s not easy and it doesn’t pay well, so when Waxy Brown’s finished his business, you know it’s because he’s done as much as he can.

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152 thoughts to “#741 When a big chunk of ear wax randomly falls out of your ear”

  1. My husband does not get the soft orange kind of wax, he gets very large flaky earwax. I love to pick it with a bobby pin and examine it! Once it was so clogged I had to take tweezers and gently pull on the flakes. It finally let lose and almost exploded out of his ear in big, flaky chunks! Some were rolled up like a ball and I uncurled them. I love to explore little crevices and pull out large crispy wax and he says he can hear them crunching in his ear and that when I grab on and slowly pull with tweezers. He loves the feeling and I love the results.

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  3. Happened to me once when I was 17, I remember because it was my Birthday, was brushing my teeth and felt a weird rumbling sensation in my left ear, leaned my head over the sink and just felt something roll out, looked down in the sink and saw a huge piece, it was black and brown and chunky as hell. Was so mesmerized by it I stopped brushing and just stared at it until my mother peeped in and started yelling and tried to kill it, she thought it was a bug. Needless to say It was a pretty unusual couple of minutes. But it did feel good when it rolled out LoL.

  4. Good! I’m not the only one!

    This has only happened to me last winter when I took my first flight in over 10 years to go to NY with my best friend. We were taking off in the evening. I had the middle seat, my best friend the right aisle, and, luckily, a young woman our age to my left with a wondow view. Out of nowhere something semi-sticky and brown almost the size of a kidney bean fell into my long, dark brown hair. I have doctors in my family, and I didn’t realize what it was (just thay it was really strange), until I picked it up with 2 of my fingers and felt it. I would’ve “picked at it” or “research” it more but 1) I was a little disgusted knowing that it happened in close spaces with the nearest bathroom at the back of the plane…and I had 2 other young women next to me and threw it somewhere it the ground (hopefully not on anyone’s purse!)
    I realized that during take-off I was adjusting pressure in my ears and nose by doing some excerises I had read earlier. I can definitely attest that they work!

  5. There is a giant hunk of something behind a wall of ear wax and it tumbles around…how can I get it out?

  6. this morning while cleaning my ear (with a tube) and there was dark, dark brown on the q-tip….tube has been stopped up a long time, can’t hear anything at all out of it. this is just the first time I have seen anything like the dark brown. fluid drains out of it a lot, but still can’t hear out of it.

  7. Ever since my 4 year old son was 3 months he’d have dark brown balls of wax in his ear canal and it was super scary and after a while he got use to momma and her bobby pin pulling his “ear boogers” out as gently as I could it was so disgusting and smelled foul to this day but he acts a little relieved afterwards his father will not do this and now I know im not the only parent that has or does this I feel better that hes not the only one with this issue his younger brothers 3 & 2 do nit have this issue. .

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