You’re the master wiggler.
Nice move loosening that awkwardly-curled delicious pink meat from the plasticy trappings of its own tail. Now you’ve increased your shrimp intake and can rest knowing the shrimp’s life was made entirely useful.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, shrimp to
AWESOME!
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