I had no idea you were a woman. I guess since I’m a guy I just assumed you were. Or is this being written by multiple people? Or are you a guy who just posts this one thing because it was voted on and you don’t want to exclude things that women enjoy? Or are you a guy who shaves his legs?
the ideal scenario? you wash all of your bed linens and then make your bed all nice and showroomy-looking. you take a long shower- wash your hair, exfoliate, shave your legs- and then lotion up your legs. then you turn down the perfectly-placed covers and slide into a nice, clean bed. seriously AWESOME.
A guy does write this..
Ha, well however you know this Neil, it certainly is wonderfully AWESOME. I absolutely adore this feeling! I always think I’m the only one.
Those were good times. And Neil, know that after you enjoy the freedom of removing your manzier, and the soft feeling of smooth legs and the end of a hard day thinking of awesome things – Just remember, you deserve it! Treat yourself.
ah!! so awesome! you know what else is awesome? that feeling right after you plop down on your bed, right before you wiggle into your sheets.
thanks for being so awesomely accommodating of women, neil!
I always thought this was written by a guy too. But it might be his girlfriend kicking in from time to time. :P LOL And I never caught the bra one. LOL Can’t see how.
oh yea! i bath at nite and i change the sheets once a week, and i really look forward to the nite that i do change them. as a matter of fact, every week i say the same thing to my husband…..ah theres nothing like clean sheets after a bath
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Am also a guy and used to wax for cycling. I can relate to the awesomeness of freshly waxed legs and fresh clean sheets. It was so good I wanted to do my whole body!
48 Comments
April 27, 2009 at 12:20 am
YES! (it’s hilarious when you write posts that only women can really relate to.)
April 27, 2009 at 12:23 am
I had no idea you were a woman. I guess since I’m a guy I just assumed you were. Or is this being written by multiple people? Or are you a guy who just posts this one thing because it was voted on and you don’t want to exclude things that women enjoy? Or are you a guy who shaves his legs?
Who knows. Anyway I’m sure it’s awesome
April 28, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Wow. Is it ok for a guy to try this?
May 7, 2009 at 6:35 pm
it is not
May 17, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I’m a girl.
I think the post and this guy are funny:)
November 3, 2009 at 9:56 pm
If you wrestle, its okay.
and great. brand new sweatpants are even better
May 25, 2009 at 4:31 am
i feel for anyone who hasn’t experienced this!
maybe it would be ok if you only did it once….
June 29, 2009 at 9:37 am
Absolutely! Just grow it all back the next day.
April 27, 2009 at 12:40 am
Not only is it a little slice of heaven – but it’s also a huge slice of heaven. Good one.
April 27, 2009 at 12:55 am
Oh goodness it’s an epic slice of awesome.
lol btw, I’m with Ian. I always thought this was written by a guy XD
April 27, 2009 at 12:56 am
I second the YES! Especially when they are cool and it is hot out..
April 27, 2009 at 1:24 am
the ideal scenario? you wash all of your bed linens and then make your bed all nice and showroomy-looking. you take a long shower- wash your hair, exfoliate, shave your legs- and then lotion up your legs. then you turn down the perfectly-placed covers and slide into a nice, clean bed. seriously AWESOME.
June 4, 2009 at 11:52 am
Two thumbs up for upping the awesomeness of this post.
June 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Amen!
April 27, 2009 at 2:11 am
YES! I <3 this :D
April 27, 2009 at 2:14 am
Word.
April 27, 2009 at 2:36 am
Amazing. I’m a guy, so if I wasn’t also a swimmer I would really be missing out. :)
April 27, 2009 at 3:31 am
This is seriously one of my favorite feelings ever. Now I want to wash my sheets and shave my legs before bed (but it’s 2:30 am).
April 27, 2009 at 4:04 am
Oh god yes! What a decadent sensation.
April 27, 2009 at 6:40 am
Oh your describing heaven for me
erm, i thought a guy wrote this.
if so i think you have a few issues
April 27, 2009 at 7:52 am
A guy does write this..
Ha, well however you know this Neil, it certainly is wonderfully AWESOME. I absolutely adore this feeling! I always think I’m the only one.
April 27, 2009 at 8:31 am
Many things are awesome after shaving your legs.
April 27, 2009 at 9:55 am
Shaving your head and wearing a knit cap.
April 27, 2009 at 9:57 am
Yes! I loves this! So true…you feel supah silky…
April 27, 2009 at 11:28 am
Oh hell yeah it’s AWESOME!
April 27, 2009 at 11:52 am
I came across this when searching info on Google. I will use it to complete my report for this weekend, thanks for the info.
June 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
LOL
April 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Ahhh… this brings back memories of post #876, “Taking your bra off after wearing it for hours”:
http://1000awesomethings.com/2008/12/11/876-taking-your-bra-off-after-wearing-it-for-hours/
Those were good times. And Neil, know that after you enjoy the freedom of removing your manzier, and the soft feeling of smooth legs and the end of a hard day thinking of awesome things – Just remember, you deserve it! Treat yourself.
April 27, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Ah, yes. The bra.
My male best friend STILL doesn’t understand the freedom it gives after wearing that damned thing all day.
It also feels so weird when you haven’t shaved your legs in so long, then you shave them and put some pants on. Your legs feel naked.
April 27, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I appreciate the effort you put into your site. Keep at it!
April 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm
…I’ll tell my wife.
April 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm
ah!! so awesome! you know what else is awesome? that feeling right after you plop down on your bed, right before you wiggle into your sheets.
thanks for being so awesomely accommodating of women, neil!
April 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Nice writeup in the Toronto Star!
April 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I love this sensation, so slippery and sexy.
April 27, 2009 at 3:22 pm
I always thought this was written by a guy too. But it might be his girlfriend kicking in from time to time. :P LOL And I never caught the bra one. LOL Can’t see how.
Anyway… Great job, yet again… Awesome! :D
April 28, 2009 at 1:42 am
I will always shave my legs when I change the sheets on the bed just for this reason! LOVE IT!!!!
April 28, 2009 at 6:09 am
I feel like a REAL woman when I do this. LOL! AWESOME post.
April 28, 2009 at 6:39 am
Oooooh, YES! That is so good. Feels so silky and nice. I love it :D
And yay for thinking of the women ;)
April 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I don’t think I will try that one.
April 29, 2009 at 8:36 pm
it’s amazing how something so simple is SO TRUE.
May 5, 2009 at 1:58 pm
oh yea! i bath at nite and i change the sheets once a week, and i really look forward to the nite that i do change them. as a matter of fact, every week i say the same thing to my husband…..ah theres nothing like clean sheets after a bath
May 13, 2009 at 6:59 pm
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May 22, 2009 at 2:36 am
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June 21, 2009 at 12:14 am
Doing this tonight! Honestly the best feeling ever!
AWESOME!
July 26, 2009 at 10:36 am
I am a guy who shaves his legs every day. The feeling is amazing, and so is the look…I cannot stand leg hair.
The feeling of getting into bed, with clean sheets and freshly shaven legs, is one of the best ever!!!
This post is great.
November 2, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Wow.
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November 28, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Am also a guy and used to wax for cycling. I can relate to the awesomeness of freshly waxed legs and fresh clean sheets. It was so good I wanted to do my whole body!