#827 Saying the same thing a sports commentator says just before they say it

A second calling

Because at that moment you go from a lazy potato chips ‘n’ naps fan laying on the couch in a crumb-covered pile of sweatpants, bedhead, and BO to an insightful sports critic with a sharp eye, quick tongue, and backup second career.

AWESOME!

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12 thoughts to “#827 Saying the same thing a sports commentator says just before they say it”

  1. I don’t really talk when I watch sports. I mostly say stuff like “oh!” “Wow” I’m just more animated than anything.

  2. I don’t usually watch sports, and when I do I mostly say stuff like, “What happened? Did someone score?”, or “What sport is this?” and stuff like that, which doesn’t seem like the kind of thing a sports commentator would say. Or at least, I hope that’s not the kind of stuff sports commentators are saying.

  3. Hey, did you guys know that at the top of the screen is a little icon which when you click it shows you all notifications?! I had no idea until I accidentally hovered on it today! I feel like I’ve discovered this really cool Easter Egg thing! Now don’t everyone go telling me you’ve known it since this blog started…don’t fib, you didn’t know, did you? Nah, I discovered it! Really, did you know? C’mon, I don’t believe you. You knew?! Did everyone know but me?! Geez! LOL! Still, pretty cool!

  4. Sport… Pphhht. No thanks.

    My equivalent is simply watching a movie or TV show for the first time, and being able to tell from the tone what the next line is.

    “…I must be PSYCHIC!”

  5. ’bout as far as my commentary goes is, “Sexy Bums!”
    and, “No not a tie! Not overtime! They’re cutting into my favourite show!
    &^%+#’* sports!”

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