Sometimes those old, ratty sandals need to get buried. When sidewalk steps rattle your spine and walking to the store gives you severe Blackfoot, it’s time to go shopping.
Next time you slide on that fresh new pair in the store, just pause for a second and look wistfully at the broken, smooth-soled flat ones in your hand. So many rainy nights, so many deck parties, so many quick trips for gas. Fight tears and steady your lip as you stare the teenage cashier square in the eye and say:
“Do you guys have a garbage can?”
AWESOME!
Photo from: here
I’ve never done this, but thought about it last time I went shopping. I have been losing weight and I went shopping for pants that acutally fit. I was wanting to wear my new pants out of the store, but talked myself out of it.
Next time, don’t bother talking yourself out of it. Consider it your awesome duty and wear ’em out of the store! :)
I often do this. But I wouldn’t advise doing it when purchasing underwear.
Buy new underwear and leave the old ones behind
Yeah, in the new underwear wrapper on the shelf. And I was wondering what to do this weekend. Thanks.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG that’s hilarious!
Haha… Eewwww. :P