June 20, 2008...2:45 pm

#1000 Broccoflower

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About two years ago I noticed something funny as I flipped through a grocery store flyer. On the produce page was an ugly, green-looking cauliflower, with the caption “$2.99! Broccoflower!” It was hilarious. A green cauliflower labelled as a Broccoflower. The bizarre misfit child from two of nature’s most hideous vegetables. The best part is that people usually don’t believe me when I mention it and, to top it off, I’ve never seen it advertised since — like the mutant Broccoflower was shunned by society and has since flown home.

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  • Ahhh.. Trusty Broccoflower. Up there on my list of favorite mutants along with the Liger/Tigon, the Pumapard (exactly what you think it would be), the Zeedonk, the Wolphin and Donatello.

    I wonder if you could be a good Broccoflower Au Gratin.

    • I’ve totally had this!! Funny thing is, mom doesn’t remember bringing it home when we were younger. Being the creep that I am, I just smothered it with ketchup (like I did with both broc and cauli) and it was fiiiine.

  • My policy is to avoid all foods that look to be from outer space.

    Eggplant.
    Mushrooms.
    And, apparently, broccoflower.

    • Actually, mushroom are deeeeeelicious from my point of view. Slap some black olives and Shitaki mushrooms on a cheese pizza. mmmmmMMM!

  • It’s awesome because it is shaped like a fractal.

    • Holy crap…
      It does look like a fractal!!!

    • Haha that was actually the first thing I noticed
      I’m such a nerd :P

      • Broccolli and the Broccoflower is actually a fractal.

        When I was a child, my mother taught me about fractals (she did her PHD in Chaos Theory), and the way she explained it to my little 5 year old mind was using broccolli, so you are right! it is a fractal!

  • I first discovered broccoflower when I spent the summer of ‘91 in Deep Cove, B.C. I just figured everything out west is “green”, even the cauliflower.

  • Reminds me of one of my favourite grocery store purchases — the Grapple.

    “Looks like an apple…tastes like a grape!”

    ‘Nuff said.

    (http://www.grapplefruits.com)

  • Broccoflower isn’t particularly weird… Cabbage, kale, broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, and brussels sprouts are, believe it or not, all the same species of plant: Brassica oleracea.

    @Peter
    Romanesco broccoli (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanesco_broccoli) has an even more awesome fractal shape.

  • I like broccoflower.

  • I like the stuff, but then I like Broccoli and cauliflower anyway. It also comes in Orange and purple, but those colors don’t have catchy names. I see it in Orlando fairly often. Whole Foods has it occasionally.

  • I wonder if you experience some kind of weird hybrid gas with this … just asking

  • That is really awesome..didn’t know such thing exists but its good to know now, never too late to know an awesome thing..

  • I was a student at the University of Guelph when they were developing the broccoflower. They kept telling us that it was the beginning the bio-technical future of agriculture. They made us eat it. I apparently survived.

  • Broccoflowers are beautiful. They look like fractals. I had one for my desktop background for the longest time and would stare at it often.

  • meh green, get the purple one!

  • You’re completely retarded, and evidently so is your grocer, that is a romanesco. Read a book!

  • In the UK we call this Romansesco

  • To Paul: bullshit, broccoflower has always existed here in Italy, there is no artificial “development” behind it. Here you can find it in every grocery store, and I find it astonishingly beautiful, and tasty as well. Here we call it “cavolo romano”.

  • This is NOT a Romanesco, it is a Broccoflower. They are different things, and in fact each have a fairly distinctive look. I have seen them both sitting next to each other at the store.
    While I would love to read a book about the
    Romanesco, Johnny, they appear to be difficult to find. Maybe your giant brain can tell me where I can learn as much about food as you know.

  • Go to Italy. This is the only kind of Broccoli they sell. They call it Romanesco (yes Moomar) or Roman Broccoli… neon green and castle shaped. Awesome and awkward. Praise nature.

  • Yikes people, you’re fighting over GREEN CAULIFLOWER! Just eat it and shut up!

  • Before you guys start a food fight (har har), you should check out the Wiki article on the topic: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broccoflower).

    Here you will see that there is actually two types of Broccoflower – one that has the physical attributes of white cauliflower (as pictured in the original blog post), and the other is the Romanesco variety. A quick good image search of both terms will show that they do indeed look quite different.

  • It looks just like form out of space. I love it :)
    when I firs saw it I couldn’t help the impression that it was dropped down on the Earth by some Little Green Spaceman.
    It really is awesome for it’s so very unusuall as for a vegetable :)

  • Was just out to the store and we saw Brocoflower and a “novelty colour” one. My girlfriend took some pics as well.

  • wide-eyed excitment!

    omg! two of my favorite foods in one!?! I’m not even being sarcastic. that sounds awesome!

  • I love this broccoli. We eat it all the time here in Rome and you can find it anywhere. I love the fractals…it makes me think nature has some sort of rules!

    • Yes, nature has some rules. Look at the Fibonacci series and its application in nature, as in the swirls of a seashell, petals of a pinecone, a flower, etc. Nature definitely has rules.

  • Who cares what it’s called? It tastes great even plain but with a cheese sauce…yumm. Try it dipped in garlic butter!

  • Omg I saw this in the supermarket once when me and my mates were groccery shopping, I’d never seen it before. I flipped i still can’t figure out why they would produce something that unnaturally green, i mean it looks radioactive :)

    Me and my mum have a similar oddity that nobody believes is real. It’s the Giant Otter, it grows to 6 foot, and lives in the Amazon. My mum saw a doco on it once, and I’ve discovered it through research on the Amazon at school, but no-one believes it’s real.

    But I guess it’s cause a 6 foot otter is kinda unbelievable cause we generally think otters are cute little cuddly things :)

  • I live in New Zealand, and these are sold normally, along with any other vegetable that you usually find in a fruit and vege shop. Im sure most New Zealanders know what a broccoflower is.

  • Maybe the geniuses at U of Guelph can splice in cheese, too. I’d definitely eat a broccocheddoflower.

  • What about those square watermelons…. the Japanese can do anything

  • Square watermelons is just wrong! What’s next? Square apples? Square pears?

    • @Camping and equipment: heh. I wonder if “square apples” (if there were such a thing) would be called “squapples”. :)

      I too like broccoflowers.

  • Now if someone could just crossbreed a mango with a banana! Imagine…the yumminess of a mango, with the easy-to-peelness of a banana. You could call it a banango…or a mangana :-)

    • I love the idea of a banango! Not to mention it would just be fun to say. Sya it with me, folks, “Banango.” See?! Awesome!

  • Hey don’t knock it till you try it its great

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  • it’s roman broccoli!! who calls it broccoflower?! weirdos :-p

    and nevermind that it is super delicious, its also amazing structurally (you know you’re a nerd if… i know ;)). look at it next time. its phi! fractals within fractals within … you get the point.

    don’t mock it just because you’re ignorant!
    (no offense, i’m just saying…)

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  • In Québec, it is called ”brocofleur” and it is sold all year round. We also have the purple and the orange ones. They are all very good.

  • I like them but they give you gas sometimes.

  • Much like a comet or an eclipse, the broccoflower only comes around occasionally. Best to enjoy to its fullest at each rare opportunity.

  • I’ve had my own strange encounter with this hybrid-veggie, that I can only explain with multimedia.

    I picked up this sign at my local grocery chain and became hugely suspicious:

    http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/roximonoxide/livejournal/broccoflower.png

    This brings up so many more questions. Not only had I never heard of ‘broccoflower’ before, but apparently the Metro is trying to keep it’s sale under wraps. What was that email about? Why design/print a flyer to be destroyed like a secret message from Chief Quimby? What is this mutant vegetable conspiracy I’ve stumbled upon?!

  • Broccoflower unfortunately doesn’t taste like a combo, because broccoli is ALREADY a genetically modified food.

    Broccoli Rab (aka rapini) was combined with cauliflower to make what we now know as broccoli, and so this “broccoflower” is 3/4 cauliflower, and tastes nothing like it’s green parent.

    Quite sad, actually.

  • Have you heard of the Nectacot?

    • Yes, I have recently discovered nectacots on sale here in the U.K. They have a smooth skin and are a simlar size to apricots. They have quite a nice mixed apricot/nectarine taste

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  • Ah! In work we make a salad with broccoli and cauliflower, and I call it broccoflower. I’ve even got the customers saying it now lol

  • My family eats this all the time. The smell is disgusting.

  • When I was a kid, the only two vegetables I liked were broccoli and cauliflower, so I was soooooo excited when I first heard about broccoflower!

    I live in California, so you can get it at most grocery stores pretty easily. The purple and orange ones kind of freak me out though.

    About ten years ago, I fell in love with these canned snow peaches, which are a peach/plum hybrid. My friend always referred to them as pleaches. I see pluots (plum/apricot hybrids) all the time, but no pleaches. What’s up with that?!

  • The ‘aprium’ (apricot+plum) is another tasty hybrid!

  • I saw this as one of the top 1000 Awesome Things, and I smiled so big I almost started crying. My mother LOVES broccoflower, and if it wasn’t for her, I would have never discovered this incredibly sweet treat.

    I am in Iraq right now, and this just made me wish I was home eating broccoflower with my mom more than ever. I can’t wait until the day I am able to!

  • I’ve totally had this!! Funny thing is, mom doesn’t remember bringing it home when we were younger. Being the creep that I am, I just smothered it with ketchup (like I did with both broc and cauli) and it was fiiiine.

  • I’m fairly certain that I’ve seen this before in the store, but I’ve never had it.

  • i LOVE vegetables and fruits.

  • My mum calls it CauliColi instead of Broccoflower…I like that name much better :)

  • ahaha CauliColi is a much better name

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  • Broccoflower how strange is that, never heard of it

  • I like Broccoli and Cauliflower, so it works for me.

  • This makes me laugh out loud. :)

  • I thought it was a Excellent Vegatable
    And the taste will get you All Excited!
    Whatch out There gonna Get You!
    Umm So Good!
    So do your part And try it, Might Surprise you!!
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  • Purple cauliflower wins over all.

  • I grew this in my garden, but the plants were labeled Heirloom broccoli. It’s the best tasting broccoli I’ve ever had, not to mention the prettiest in terms of the fascinating formation!

  • I like cauliflower! And broccoli! And I LOVE broccoflower!


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