#719 Shoving handfuls of popcorn in your mouth really fast and spilling it everywhere

Neil Pasricha

ready for shovingGet a move on.

Hot popcorn isn’t going to be hot forever. It’s time to chow down by stuffing big, spilly handfuls of salty buttery goodness in your mouth as fast as you can.

Because hey, popcorn’s the perfect snack for non-stop shoving. Silverware isn’t needed and a scoopful of the bumpy corn pops fit easily into anybody’s hand. And popcorn’s soft and chewy which makes it ideal for the quick bite-bite-swallow technique. Lastly, popcorn’s often a shared food. If you don’t shove it in really fast you might get stuck with the broken burnt pieces at the bottom.

So just keep on shoving and shoving and shoving some more. And after each big swallow make sure to drop your jaw open slowly like a trash compacter, with popcorn bones and oily kernal shards stuck to your lips and tongue, and wait for the next big delivery.

Should be any second now.

AWESOME!

skip the silverware and go face firstIllustrations from: here

14 thoughts to “#719 Shoving handfuls of popcorn in your mouth really fast and spilling it everywhere”

  1. Haha this is something I can’t really do. I just don’t like making messes, I guess. But that’s whats so great about being a kid. You don’t care if you make a mess or not. They probably don’t even realize it haha

  2. I hate popcorn. But man I still go for it. Just for that feel as you know one of the kernels has come flying out of your mouth and potentially hit the person in front of you at the cinema…

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  6. Yep, this one’s not for me. I’m not a fan of mess. Maybe when I was a kid, I would’ve got into it, but… when I was a kid, I didn’t like popcorn. :P

  7. Though I love the buttery fluffy white pops, I’m content to wait ’til the burned kernels at the bottom…yum!!

  8. I’m a neat freak at home, so popcorn intake is not taken lightly. The theatre, however, is a totally different story. By the time the movie is done, you wouldn’t be able to tell what color my shirt was before the popcorn frenzy. And standing up to let the popcorn waterfall go… now that’s truly AWESOME!

  9. Not much for popcorn either except at a movie. I do the haphazard shovel stuffing. My wife is one… at… a … time …
    love the greasy mess when done.

  10. Next to everything coconut…Popcorn is my heaven on earth!!
    I LO-O-O-OV-VE Popcorn and recently was caught by a group of strangers shovelling it in just as you said! Most any other food, any other time, I may’ve been embarrassed but Popcorn…..Proud! I’ve said if there’s any food in heaven, it had better be popcorn! And I’m so shocked to hear any awesomers would not like popcorn?!*#! Simply shocked…..

    1. “may’ve” what an AWESOME contraction which I never seen used stateside! Think I’ll have to sneak it into a couple reports tomorrow!

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