I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts.
Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn’t always smell good, but it generally feels mighty fine.
Now think back for a second to the last time you saw a tiny baby pop out a stinky heater. I’m betting after they filled the air they just stared at you with a blank expression that seemed to say “Yeah, it was me. So what?”
And maybe that’s a good thing.
Maybe when your boyfriend’s snuggling with you under the blanket and there’s a few chirps from the back of his pants, that’s good. Maybe when Grandpa leans back on his rocker and lets one rip during Sunday dinner, that’s good. Maybe when your wife nonchalantly blasts one while barbecuing on the balcony, that’s good.
And maybe it’s especially good when everyone laughs afterwards.
Because hey, it just means we’re comfortable being ourselves and relaxed enough to know farting is a natural and normal part of life. Nobody chooses farting as a hobby but it’s part of what makes us human. Tuba scales, silent stink bombs, machine gun blasts, whatever you’re putting out there that’s fine, that’s fine, that’s perfectly fine.
Now, we’re not advocating a world of no limits. There’s nothing wrong with keeping some personal space, either. After all, maybe you do your nose-picking in the car, shower behind a curtain at the gym, or burp quietly into a fancy cloth hankie. If so, that’s cool too.
All we’re saying is that if you get to the point where you’re comfortable farting around each other, it means you’re family, you’re friends, or you’re completely in love.
So just relax and let it out.
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Hehe… the whoopee cushion cartoon is weirdly sweet.
I was just thinking that! :) it looks like they are kissing. A cute little stinky kiss.
I never knew what thos e were until now…htanks ladies:)
That’s just something I try not to do in front of people, even when I was little. But hubby does it, the kids do it, my grandma does it…. everyone but me. I must be weird.
The whoopie cushion is a Christmas tradition in my house.
I’m forever a 12 year old ‘cuz I find fart humor hilarious! I’m looking forward to being old enough to just let ‘er rip anywhere anytime. My mom can’t hear anything, not even, apparently, her own farts ‘cuz she just walks along squeaking…When I’m 85, I’m just gonna walk along like I don’t even know I’m doing it, secretly knowing that I’m giving everyone a huge laugh. :) You’re welcome!
That’s awesome!!! I was hoping you’d share how long it took your new baeu and you to be comfortable? I’m going to be looking to you for most of this stuff you know, Kathy and I’m counting on you!!!
Everyone farts, ok?But not everyone knows the beauty of fart.Today, this wonderful moment finally happened in my life when I am taking a bath at GYM.I can see some beautiful bubbles rising up from somewhere bottom,they are so cool,I can see the animation of the bubbles form changing, their reflection and refraction are awesome !The real world render engine is so great! You guys must be thinking that i am crazy,no man,me? no,if there is some guy out there talks about this ,he is crazy. I am an artist,my fart is an artist’s fart, there is art in it.XD
Another reason why childhood is awesome. You can just fart and not care about who hears it and/or smells it. My stepdad likes to call my little sister “gassily challenged” because she farts more than anyone else at home. Whenever I try to tell her to stop, she says,” I can’t help it! Sometimes they just catch me by surprise!” Hahaha
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