Things to do when we get old:
- Run up staircases.
- Laugh so hard we snort and then laugh some more.
- Make funny faces at little kids on the bus.
- Run on snowy sidewalks and slide across frozen puddles.
- Start laughing out loud when anyone farts in public.
- Jump through sprinklers in the backyard with our arms out like an airplane and screaming.
- Wear a birthday hat all day on our birthday.
- Make up games that make sense for about ten minutes.
- Build gigantic couch cushion forts in the middle of the living room.
- Blow bubbles in our chocolate milk.
- Go to loud concerts, get close to the stage, and sing along.
- Wear mismatching socks with bright colors.
13. Paint our faces when we go see a big sports event.
- Eat pizza and stay up late playing video games till our eyes hurt.
- Stay in bed till noon on Saturday.
- Chug Cokes and have burping contests.
- Make sweatpants our Default Pants.
- Play on old, dangerous playground equipment.
- Cannonball into swimming pools.
- Think wild thoughts and love all the little pleasures that make life
AWESOME!