Believe it.
There’s something great about eating foods that aren’t the color they’re supposed to be. When you chomp on those deliciously mutant creations, it’s a feast for all your senses. Since the days of cavemen eating albino monkeys, we’ve been loving the unexplainable brain-jarring jolts of happiness that come with eating foods so wrong they just feel right:
• Purple or green ketchup. Back in the good ol’ days Heinz decided to make ketchup in different colors. There was something about smearing that purple paint on your fries that head-tripped you back to being a little kid enjoying birthdays and barbecues.
• Black rice or black salt. The first time I saw black rice I thought it was white rice still in its shell. I pictured a big factory of steaming gears and smoking chimneys cracking open each grain with boxing mitts on a long, superthin assembly line.
• Cauliflower spawns. There was a time we only had one kind of strange mutant-colored cauliflower sitting in the produce stand. However, scientists have recently returned from more trips to outer space and lugged home suitcases full of these orange and purple beasts.
• All the other veggies in the rocketship. Yes, I’m talking about dark purple potatoes, bright yellow carrots, golden beets, and yellow raspberries. Thank you for these, aliens.
• Blue or red tortilla chips. Nothing cranks the party dial from mellow to wild like popping out a bag of strange colored nachos, people. Pour them out and back far, far away. It’s time to go crazy.
• Taco Bell’s Blackjack Tacos. Think outside the bun. And while you’re at it, think outside the color spectrum.
• Crystal Pepsi. If you loved drinking clear cola then I bet you loved the 90s. I also bet you can whistle The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
• Green beer. Hey, if you like a few drops of blue food coloring in the cheapest keg-swill we can find, then have we got a holiday for you!
• Shamrock Shakes. Now, while we’re dying your beer green for St. Patty’s Day, let’s stop and appreciate Uncle O’Grimacey bringing the love to McDonald’s. Yes, his green shakes spit in the face of the plain swirly flavors from The Man during the rest of the year. Don’t mess with Grimace’s uncle, folks.
• White bread dyed pastel colors. Okay, who else went to church bazaars when they were a little kid and ate delicately hand crafted egg-salad sandwiches made by sweet little old ladies?
• Colored cupcakes. This is truly the closest most of us will ever get to eating a rainbow.
Now, sometimes it’s fun to chat about what makes awesome things awesome. But then again, for some things it’s fun to just smile and accept that’s just the way they are. Wrong colored foods are something we just have to accept. Come on, there’s no denying they’re weirdly hilarious, strangely beautiful, and most certainly
AWESOME!
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66 Comments
March 24, 2010 at 12:05 am
Purple Ketchup = EPIC.
March 24, 2010 at 12:33 am
I always loved the green and purple ketchup! So wrong, but so right at the same time!
Your blog is so, so inspiring—keep up the good work!
XO
Chelsea
March 24, 2010 at 12:42 am
I’m loving the look of that rainbow cupcake.
March 24, 2010 at 1:14 am
There’s just something about the absurdity of food coloring that made a ten-year-old me think he was eating super-mutant secret stuff, and, in due time, I would get some crazy super powers.
Heck, when blue M&M’s first came out, I was convinced that after a couple of handfuls of those bad boys I’d be seeing through walls and punching through steel.
But alas, twenty-year-old me has learned that no matter how many Halloween Oreo’s I choke down I will never be able to have heat vision; no matter how many green eggs I guzzle I will never be able to see into the future. Sigh…
But hey, a guy can still try, right?
I will march into the nearest grocery store and buy my excess food coloring with my head held high. Move over, regular colors. It’s time for the bizarre!
Breakfast tomorrow is gonna be AWESOME.
March 24, 2010 at 1:28 am
I remember when Blue things were all the rage. Blue M&Ms, Blue Fruity Pebbles, Wildberry Blue Trix, Great Bluedini Kool-Aid, Pepsi Blue. All were awesome.
March 24, 2010 at 1:26 am
Crystal Pepsi was awesome. Mmm…Invisible Cola…
As a ketchup addict, colors other than red is just disgusting. That pic looks like it’s filled with snot. Or at the very least, Flubber.
March 24, 2010 at 2:03 am
I worked in a grocery store when purple and green ketchup came out. I knew I wanted to try it, but I wanted to make an occasion of it. I waited too long. It was discontinued quickly and I never got my chance.
March 24, 2010 at 2:47 am
I made camouflage cupcakes the other day with camouflage icing for the HBO premiere of “The Pacific”.
I’m liking those rainbow cupcakes though!
July 13, 2010 at 10:28 am
The Pacfic was so good! Your camouflage cupcakes sound delicous as well :)
March 24, 2010 at 4:08 am
Man, it feels like us Germans are missing a lot.
Ok, we did have green ketchup for a while and we do have black rice, but when it comes to the rest of your list.. never in my life have I seen coloured white bread, cristal coke or green beer. And I would definitely love to taste one of those rainbow cupcakes! Awesomeness!
March 24, 2010 at 7:40 am
Americans are a strange lot, aren’t we?
March 24, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Personally I would prefer saying that you’re fun. ;)
March 24, 2010 at 4:47 am
I make colored rice for my kids. It makes it cool to eat, and if they spill on the floor, it’s easy to tell where the escaped rice went. So far the favorites are green, pink, and purple rice. I don’t think I have enough food coloring in the world to make our normal white rice black, though! I also use food coloring for pancakes and waffles, milk and eggs- green eggs and ham, anyone? :) If my girls hadn’t already requested pink cake for their birthday, I’d totally do the rainbow cupcakes! Maybe I’ll do that for my birthday in June…
PS. Galileo: I totally agree! My first thought was, “that’s Flubber in there!”
March 24, 2010 at 6:28 am
I love colored food! I like to mix it up a bit and color food for my daughter, it makes it fun for her. The only wrong colored food that bugs me is green ketchup. I haven’t seen it in a while, but it freaks me out for some reason.
March 24, 2010 at 7:22 am
I miss Crystal Pepsi so much! That stuff was SO good !!!
March 24, 2010 at 7:42 am
In my life I have often been a serious junk food junkie. There was a time when it was no big deal for me to sit down and eat an entire box of sugary cereal in one sitting. That’s how I found that if you eat enough Fruit Loops, you will poop in rainbow colors. Yes, it’s a bit gross, but still Awesome!
March 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Yeah, that just reminded me that my friends and I learned in a one-week mission trip that if you eat enough yellow flour, you will poop yellow.
I agree, really nasty, especially because we used to go in the middle of the jungle in a certain spot, so we could see what the person who went before did.
March 25, 2010 at 11:44 am
When I was pregnant, fruit loops was one of the things I craved. I never got morning sickness or anything either….but about 8 months in and a bowl full of fruit loops for breakfast, i got sick. I couldn’t make it to the bathroom in time and ended up vomiting a rainbow on my carpet. It was so gross, but colorful.
March 27, 2010 at 4:50 pm
This reminds me of the fact that if you drink fierce grape gatorade you will poo the most awesome green color ever. You would think purple, but nope, its electr0-green!
March 27, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Yeppers…I have most certainly pooped a rainbow!!
March 24, 2010 at 8:08 am
ahhh i love this. “now this is the story…”
March 24, 2010 at 11:18 pm
:) “…all about how”
March 24, 2010 at 8:10 am
I find coloured ketchup to be horrifying.
I am; however, in complete awe of that rainbow cupcake. gods, the work that must have gone into the making of it.
July 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm
My son and I have made these rainbow cupcakes they’re actually pretty easy. all you have to do is separate even amnts of batter into separate bowls and food color them to the desired color and spoon them in cupcake wrappers put em in the oven and bake…fairly easy…and yes very very pretty!! Then it looks like it’s just whipped cream for the topping, you can spoon it into a plastic bag and cut a corner off and squeezeit out in the spiraly shape that’s on there!!
March 24, 2010 at 9:48 am
I love red velvet cupcakes and when I learned that all that made them red was a thing of red food coloring I was shocked. Strange franken-science.
March 24, 2010 at 10:02 am
Black jack taco’s from Taco Bell are the bomb!!!! LOVE Them! And I want some purple ketchup , my kids would go crazy!
March 24, 2010 at 10:58 am
Yellow-flesh watermelon!
March 24, 2010 at 11:40 am
Btw, I do consume black/red rice regularly. Nice post!
March 24, 2010 at 1:14 pm
“Nothing cranks the party dial from mellow to wild like popping out a bag of strange colored nachos, people.”
This is my favorite sentence ever. Who needs alcohol when you have crazy-colored chips?!
March 24, 2010 at 1:21 pm
cant believe you forgot GREEN EGGS AND HAM!?
March 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I loved it when Hershey’s chocolate went green for the hulk!
March 24, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I loved that purple/green ketchup when it was around haha. My boyfriend and I made some of those rainbow cupcakes! Here are some pictures:
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs124.snc3/17145_383522000164_660915164_10426207_1476119_n.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs124.snc3/17145_383021900164_660915164_10421609_3628210_n.jpg
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs124.snc3/17145_382981860164_660915164_10421059_714460_n.jpg
March 24, 2010 at 2:17 pm
There’s a typo in this: “made my sweet little old ladies”. I’m guessing that you meant BY sweet little old ladies :)
Also, thanks for the positivity injection every morning. This is my favorite website!
March 24, 2010 at 3:25 pm
i have to say, this is the first “1000 awesome things” item that i completely reject. food coloring has always grossed me out.
most of the commercial items you list aren’t even sold anymore. there’s a reason for that – people don’t like it.
March 24, 2010 at 3:37 pm
A few summers ago, my friends and I were bored and decided to make a vanilla cake with food coloring. We wanted it purple, but we only had the primary colors. So we mixed red and blue. It looked purple when we mixed it, but when it was done baking, it was brown. It also probably didn’t help that we added sprinkles in the cake. You couldn’t even taste them ha.
March 24, 2010 at 3:57 pm
This may be the first awesome thing that I’ll have to disagree with. I just can’t say I like any of these wrongly colored foods. I like foods to have their appropriate color, and I’m willing to risk being called boring.
March 24, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I love the idea of green and purple ketchup. I didn’t even know there was such a thing. Isn’t pepsi/cola naturally green?
March 24, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Green ketchup? I wouldn’t eat any ketchup that color. I like white chocolate though and it is almost impossible to find.
March 24, 2010 at 6:27 pm
No it isn’t. It’s at any grocery store in the baking/candy aisle….where are you from?
March 24, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Typo alert! I hate to be the jerk who says it … but I hope it doesn’t show up in the book! “Made BY little old ladies,” not my.
March 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm
This is the first one that I have to completely disagree with. Green food coloring makes me nauseous, I always have this memory of green rice krispy treats that didn’t sit well in first grade. Things that are their unnatural color make me nervous. Things are already too genetically altered, do we have to add to the confusion??
March 24, 2010 at 8:47 pm
*aren’t their natural color!!! oops, their unnatural color makes no sense..
March 27, 2010 at 11:46 pm
I hate to ruin it for you, but most of the stuff mentioned is already colored. Pepsi is not “naturally” brown. Ketchup is not very red until it’s colored. The different colored veg’s ARE their natural color, and some of the corn products’ colors are from different colored corn (like blue corn). Yellow cake contains yellow food coloring.
March 25, 2010 at 12:10 am
in the veggies section you should add purple carrots!!! my sister grew some last summer and they’re purple on the outside, but orange on the inside!!!!! and taste just normal, of course! they’re great! so much fun!
March 25, 2010 at 2:46 pm
how neat. I had never seen green ketchup before!
March 25, 2010 at 10:54 pm
I REALLY want to find that strange colored produce.
March 26, 2010 at 3:22 am
Yeah,the Shamrock Shake didn’t make its way to the Sacramento area. None of McDonald’s’ promotions (Shamrock Shake or the McRib) ever get to the 916 anymore. Up yours,McDonald’s!
March 27, 2010 at 1:30 am
You ain’t missed nothing with the McRib
March 27, 2010 at 4:55 pm
McDonald’s is disgusting, you’re really not missing out
March 27, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Crystal Pepsi didn’t taste right.
The Black Jack Taco should have that Monterey Jack cheese. It looks blah.
Don’t drink the green beer. It’s leprechaun pee.
March 27, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Black rice is wonderful. It’s not dyed — it’s a real heirloom variety of Asian rice. It’s actually really, really dark purple (and will leave purple stains on plastic dishware, by the way). I can’t really describe what it tastes like, except to say it tastes like awesome.
Actually, there are several black or near-black varieties of rice, but the one I’m talking about is the one with the short, chubby little grains, like arborio rice. There’s a natural foods store in my area that sells it in little bags at obscene prices, but I buy it anyway because it’s so good.
Remember when bell peppers only came in green or sometimes red? (unripe and ripe, respectively) Now you can get yellow, orange, purple, and scary brownish. Unfortunately, they all taste like peppers. :(
Purple potatoes turn white when you cook them, but Yukon Gold ones stay yellowish, and they’re delicious. They’ve become my favorite potato to put in stew.
Where’s the colored pasta in this? You can get pasta in all sorts of crazy colors. Not just dyed with food coloring, either, but colored with things like beet juice, spinach, or *shudder* squid ink. I mean, I like squid and all, but the INK?
March 28, 2010 at 12:28 am
Raspberries are a fruit not a vegetable…
March 28, 2010 at 2:38 am
Green ketchup can be made at home, all you have to do is grow your own Green When Ripe tomatoes (these are Heirloom types) Easy peasy, then make your own ketchup!
March 29, 2010 at 7:24 am
never seen purple ketchup, the green was amazing though
April 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Once, my mom cooked purple potatoes. Isn’t that COOL??
April 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Ah, and the non-malt beer (contains almost 50% dairy!)!!!
The yellow rapsberry ain’t raspberry, itäs cloudberry – i think :)
April 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm
You are right. That is a picture of a cloudberry, not a yellow raspberry!
April 26, 2010 at 1:17 am
I think it’s actually a salmonberry.
I don’t know how to put a link in. But here it is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonberry
April 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
How bout Kraft mac and Cheese!! What a brilliant orange!
April 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Excuse me, but what is it with you Americans and that oddly- coloured food? I’d never eat something that looks purple unless it’s eggplant. In my town they make stuff with green and red icing and only!! Americans buy it. I just don’t understand it. It tastes better without the colour.
April 22, 2010 at 9:47 am
You know, we have an old wives’ tale here about black rice. If dwarves should ever kidnap you and bring you to their realm, do NOT eat the black rice because if you do, you have to stay with them forever.
But now, it’s supposed to be chockful of good stuff. Huh.
May 26, 2010 at 11:18 am
And don’t forget coloured vodka’s!
July 26, 2010 at 8:34 am
I have a friend whose specialty was blue pikelets. Well, she coloured them blue. They were sort of greenish when cooked.
August 19, 2010 at 3:27 pm
My mom always dyes pancakes green for St. Patrick’s Day . . . along with various other foods. Awesome.
August 20, 2010 at 1:12 pm
cupcake recipe anyone? those rainbow cupcakes are spectacular!
August 20, 2010 at 1:30 pm
My son and I have made these rainbow cupcakes they’re actually pretty easy. It’s just a white cake mix and all you have to do is separate even amnts of batter into separate bowls and food color them to the desired color and spoon them in cupcake wrappers put ‘em in the oven and bake…fairly easy…and yes very very pretty!! Then it looks like it’s just whipped cream for the topping, you can spoon it into a plastic bag and cut a corner off and squeezeit out in the spiraly shape that’s on there!!