Get out and start dripping.
Yes, it’s time to swish your bathing suit wedgie over to the beach chair by the water and lie down on the soaking wet plastic for a sun dry.
Who cares if your hair is a scraggly mat of chlorine knots? Who cares if your goosebumpy jello-thighs are dripping on the sidewalk? Who cares if the water washed your deodorant off?
Let me just say on behalf of the world.
Not us!
Just grab a drink, throw on some shades, and let those wavy rays dry you right up.
Towels are overrated.
The Sun is underrated.
AWESOME!
