Monthly Archives: April 2009

Polar ice caps are melting, pirates are storming the seas, wars are heating up around the world, and the stock market is in a deep freeze. Dude, it’s getting pretty ugly out there. If you’re like me, sometimes you think … Continue reading →

Bass thumping, heart pumping, joint jumping, it’s a buzzing Saturday night on the dance floor. And nothing makes that party stronger or conga longer more than knowing Daylight Savings Time peels our clocks back an hour tonight and showers us all … Continue reading →

Plump and juicy, fat and full, a new tube of toothpaste holds a future full of hope and promise just behind its clean cap and dent-free logo. Yes, whiter teeth, brighter smiles, and a world without bad breath are just … Continue reading →

Ever had a friend start buzzing with The Dating Glow? You know, they start seeing someone new and suddenly start walking with a new pep in their step, a new trot in their walk? Maybe they lose five pounds, show … Continue reading →

It’s late, it’s dark, it’s quiet. You’re tossing and turning, wrapped tightly in a mummy’s tomb of crumpled sheets and flat pillows, while your bed buddy blissfully slumbers on. Maybe you try laying perfectly still, flipping the pillow, or taking … Continue reading →

Movie theatres sure are trying. Let’s see, they made the seats taller, screens bigger, cushions comfier, and gave cup-holders permanent status. They want us to sit back, relax, and enjoy a nice, quiet evening in our perfect seats. There’s just one … Continue reading →

All hail the mighty brow. Folks, I ask you: what’s not to love about these shaggy forehead caterpillars? Let’s rack them up: 1. Sweat-B-Gone. Your shiny, slippery forehead is the perfect runway for sweat to launch straight into your eyes, … Continue reading →

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Toilet bowl stains are a fact of life.  Big billowy dustballs are going to pool under the couch, crumbs will form communities on your kitchen counter, flyers and junk mail will pile by the door and, let’s just face it, … Continue reading →

There are a few types of Frisbee tosses out there: 1. The Sideways Roller. Even the best frisbee tossers can’t avoid the occasional Sideways Roller. This is when the frisbee hits the ground almost immediately, and then rolls away in … Continue reading →