Monthly Archives: June 2011

First, there is nothing. You mindlessly walk into the Sea of Cars from the mall and start tapping your remote over and over and over again into quiet and silent night. Foggy memories of parking near the pizza smell by … Continue reading →

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My friend Ago got excited. We were hanging out after work the other day and he started going on and on about how the previous owners of his new house had planted perennial flowers. “They just popped outta the ground,” … Continue reading →

It’s like finding a secret button that gives you complete control over your furry friend. Just scratch once for AWESOME!

It’s time for open egg surgery. Sure, maybe you didn’t make it in med school, but now’s your chance to tenderly crack open the egg skull and reveal the soft white brain below. After you successfully remove a giant chunk … Continue reading →

That pesky mosquito. Did you know those jabby jerks are responsible for more deaths on earth than any other creature? It’s true, homes. With millions of people getting malaria every year they’re bringing us all down, down, down. And they … Continue reading →

It haunts you on every turn. The muted thump of that half-filled water bottle, grass-stained golf ball, or pair of skates clanging against the side of your trunk. And you think it’s annoying, and you think you’ll get rid of … Continue reading →

Thank you for being a friend. When you’re crashing into the couch in the cold basement and flicking on the TV screen there’s nothing as nice as being surrounded by your favorite pals in familiar places. And while we’ve chatted … Continue reading →

Have you ever ruled a planet? Me, no. But I’ve wanted to! Wouldn’t it be fun? We could all have our own. We’d be like celebrities buying up tiny islands in the middle of the ocean. Only with planets in … Continue reading →

When your groggy groans are met with head nods and smiles it means only one thing. You two are on the same wavelength. AWESOME! – Email message – “For English, our Year 10 class wrote an essay on the topic … Continue reading →