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Everybody loves turkey dinner. Nobody loves the massive spread of crusty dishes, gravy boats, and sticky-smeared cutlery afterwards. It looks like hours of work for the poor soul stuck with doing it all. But that’s when a Super Fast Group … Continue reading →

It’s how you got here. It’s how everybody got here. AWESOME! Photo from: here

The hotel shower faucet is a 7:00am Brain Teaser. You strip down and peel back the flimsy white curtain to size up the challenger and you find it staring back at you — a clump of shiny dials and spouts … Continue reading →

AWESOME! Illustration from: Monsieur Cabinet

Do you remember the first time? Were you leaning back in red plushy tundra at the theater, twisted like a mummy under a basement blanket, or by yourself with headphones on a long-haul flight? Where were you when you saw … Continue reading →

It’s the battle of the bugs. When I was a kid I was deathly afraid of needles. Nothing was scarier than getting jabbed by some lady in blue smocks. And I mean nothing, too: not crackly furnace noises through bedroom … Continue reading →

Milkshakes must be made from just ice cream and milk and poured from a giant metal cup into a really heavy glass. The metal cup should have more milkshake left over and get all frosted up before you pour the … Continue reading →

Have you ever waited in a really long line? I’m not talking five minutes getting to the bathroom at half-time, ten minutes sock-slipping in airport security, or even fifteen minutes outside the movies opening night. I’m talking about those forever-long … Continue reading →

AWESOME! Illustration from: Monsieur Cabinet

What a show. Flashing lights, sweaty shirts, and screaming crowds get loud while guitars jam, voices scream, and everyone sings along. Now the song’s all gone and we’re suddenly left with a hyped up scene in the afterglow of the … Continue reading →