The Top 1000

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  1. Farting under the covers before you go to sleep and when you wake up you discover your fart was right there waiting for you. What a smelly surprise.

  2. Getting the sand off of your private area after swimming in the ocean.

    Going to a vending machine and getting two of what you chose for the price of one.

    Going to a candy machine and right before you put your candy in you find out there’s already a little bit of candy in there.

  3. going to bed on a sunday before a holiday monday knowing you dont have to do anything in the morning!

    drinking a hot chocolate on a cold…..or hot day

  4. Choosing the real stairs instead of the escalator and overtaking people on the escalator and feeling superior.

    Also, going down the up escalator or visa versa :)

  5. Winning at monopoly when you have all the cheap spaces, and the other person has a useless Boardwalk.
    When someone says something that reminds you and a friend of an inside joke, and you burst out laughing and get crazy looks.
    When that annoyingly loud cricket that keeps you up at night finally shuts up.
    When your laptop is on the verge of dying, and you manage to run and plug it in before it completely shuts off.
    Using sarcasm to make yourself superior (it’s probably been said, but i have to say, it deserves to be mentioned again).
    When you realize that all the drunk/stoned/insane people that you see on TV act just like you and your friends, even though none of you drink or do drugs or anything.
    (For the girls) Building a bonfire with your friends and burning bras/tampons/posters of hannah montana, ect.
    When a friend video tapes you being completely insane at 4 in the morning, and then later you wake up and realize how dorky you are.
    Having a philisophical discussion with intelligent people.

  6. The night before Christmas when you can’t sleep because you’re so excited and then waking up in the morning and being even more excited.

  7. your first kiss
    holding the one you love
    staying up all night….for no reason
    getting the 50 point bonus for using all the letters in scrabble
    being able to recite any line from a certain movie
    peace and quiet

  8. putting your foot on the drain in the shower so it fills up with water a bit, keeping your feet warm and at the end you can take your foot off and watch all the stuff that you cant believe was on you flush down the drain

  9. Finding a pair of jeans that fit you perfectly. No weird bulges. No tightness. No too short or too long legs….Perfect and Awesome.

    The smell of baby powder.

    Having the remote. We have two TV’s in the house, one for the child and apparently one for hubby. It is so awesome when I get to the remote first. I rarely get to watch what I want to.

    Getting mail that isn’t bills or junk. Like a letter from an old friend that lost your email.

    Getting the parking spot right next to the door in a packed parking lot. This is always an awesome score for me.

    Ladies~having a perfect hair, perfect make-up, perfect outfit day. When all three are perfect (which is seldom) it puts us in such an awesome mood.

    Someone giving you a gag gift like an old toy or something….but of course you secretly love it.

    Holding a baby anything. Human, dog, cat…it doesn’t matter….babies are awesome.

    Getting in the shower right after someone else just got out finding out they actually did leave you some hot water.

    New car smell….mmmmm.

  10. -being the first person to spot a rainbow, or just to find what everyone had been looking for
    -watching a dog chase his tail
    -planning a surprise party
    -seeing the clock change from 11:59 pm to 12:00 am
    -saying the same thing, at the same time, as someone else, completely unplanned
    -walking down the middle of the street when there’s no cars around
    just some of my favourites that i came up with. i love this list!

  11. Wearing a birthday badge/having a cake etc in public and having strangers come up and wish you a happy birthday :D

  12. Those 3-D books where you have to cross your eyes to find the hidden pictures…..oh, now, those are awesome.

  13. FINDING SOMETHING YOU THINK YOU HAVE LOST SHORTLY AFTER YOU LOSE IT.

    I just had this feeling and it’s the biggest relief EVER. AWESOME!

  14. here’s one I find totally awesome:
    When you remember that thing you were just about to say just a second ago but it slipped your mind, after sitting there for ages thinking WHAT WAS IT?!?!?! and then giving up.

  15. 1. Walking into the state fair with a pocketful of money
    2. Hearing a marching band play your school fight song
    3. The way everything looks the morning after an ice storm as the sun is coming up
    4. A new box of crayons (64 count is best)
    5. Getting into a cold bed and realizing the cat has been sleeping just where you wanted to put your cold feet
    6. Church at Christmas time
    7. Waking up on the first full day of your week-long beach vacation
    8. New glasses
    9. When your teenager tells you her friends think you are a cool mom
    10. Going to the library and finding a new book by your favorite author
    11. Introducing your teen to favorite movies from your teenage years…”Top Gun” and “Ghostbusters”
    12. When you find out your boss called in sick to work for the day
    13. Your baby’s first steps
    14. Blowing the paper off a straw
    15. When you mention an item you have been wanting and a friend or relative says “I have one of those you can have!”
    16. Saving the cherry for last
    17. Chocolate milkshake
    18. Freshly made Rice Krispie treats
    19. The way your teeth feel after being cleaned at the dentist
    20. First episode of a new season of your favorite TV show
    21. Getting all the Christmas decorations put away and the house back to normal
    22. Thinking about your high school sweetheart
    23. The first crisp fall-like day after a long hot and humid summer
    24. Waking up and walking into a room you finished painting late last nite
    25. Taking a shower after a hard morning of digging in the yard/mowing/planting flowers

  16. Having someone throw your cellphone at you after they’ve used it, when nobody thinks you are going to catch it, but you catch it perfectly and every one is really impressed!

  17. Remembering something after you forgot it.

    Don’t even pretend it’s never happened. You’re excited to say it. It’s on the tip of your tongue. Then it slips. You sit there, eyebrow furrowed, bottom lip caught between your teeth, the whole world pauses as you try and remember-

    AND THEN YOU GET IT AGAIN.

    Best. Feeling. Ever.

  18. You know what’s great? I’m not sure if it applies to men or women with very short hair, but here goes:

    When you get in a pool, or a lake or the ocean, and you slowly put your head in the water, backwards. It feels great to let the water cover your hair up to the roots, then swish it around. It’s like having a bunch of slow-motion seaweed on your head.

    Or maybe I’m just weird =D

  19. When you leave your table at a restaurant to go to the bathroom, and your food is on the table when you get back from the bathroom. AWESOME!

  20. When someone throws something at you or someything drops and u try to grab it and you juggle it around, bouncing from hand to hand for awhile and u finally awquardly catch it, avoiding a smashed object (mobile phone?) AWESOME

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  22. Years ago, I was eating lunch with a friend at a Denny’s. The waitress asked me if I wanted a refill for my coke, and I said yes. She got busy, and did not come back with the refill until it was time for us to leave. So, without asking, she went in the back and came back with the coke in a to go glass for me!

  23. Finally getting to eat the food you’ve been craving all day.

    Getting that song you hate out of your head.

    Glow sticks…….those are so great.

    Going to work so early that there is no one else on the road.

    One word…..chocolate.

    Hearing a song that was your favorite from a long time ago.

  24. Going to sleep somewhere other than your bed…lets say the couch and waking up in the middle of the night wondering where you are.

  25. When you see a kid who is 4,5 or 6 years old wearing their backpack that is almost as tall as they are. So cute and funny.

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