The Top 1000

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4,250 thoughts to “The Top 1000”

  1. Buying a CD and finding that the lyrics to all the songs are printed on the insert!
    Therefore, avoiding mumbling like a fool whilst singing, guessing the words as you go along :)

  2. When you go to empty the dishwasher and it’s already been done

    baking the perfect batch of cookies

    having a cool shower after spending the day at the beach, then chilling out with your friends.

  3. When a baby wraps its hand around your finger and holds tight.

    A baby laughing uncontrollably.

    But the best one: STRETCHING!

  4. That funny feeling you get in your jaws after not having eaten for a while and then eating something.

    When it’s really, really, really cold and someone lends you their sweater and it is still warm.

  5. Going home to your parents house for a weekend, opening the fridge and seeing all the swanky food you can’t afford–fancy cheese, raspberries and blueberries in the winter, and unlimited milk.

    Happily married old couples.

    1. Oh my God, this IS amazing! I just started living on my own, which means buying my own food, of course.
      Unlimited milk… oh the good ol’ days.

  6. Driving on a fall day over lots and lots of fallen leaves . When you look in your rearview they all swirled up behind you like a mini cyclone……..:)

  7. When you forget to set your alarm clock but you still wake up on time. What a relief! This just happened to me this morning.

  8. obsessively tracking a package you can’t wait to receive and getting excited inside when the tracking progress is updated. On the scheduled day of delivery you have ants in your pants for it to come and then it does; awesome.

  9. Dropping a glass and then sticking your foot out so it hits your foot and doesn’t break on the ground.
    (EDIT 5/25/09 Thank you, kate! – Neil)

    Also, waking up really thirsty in the morning and finding a water bottle/glass of water that you can reach from your bed.

    How everyone sings the song from wizard of oz when they take a hit of helium.

  10. There’s already been an entry for this but…

    waking up, realizing you slept through the alarm clock…

    you’re late for class…

    it’s a snow day! No class!

    AWESOME!

  11. The satisfaction you feel when your child is “at the end of their rope” with their teenager.

  12. the first time you smell spring after a long winter.

    getting back a paper you thought you had failed, but aced.

    velcro.

    new socks.

    the smell of crayons.

    cutting off that big nasty crusty toe nail.

    when a stewardess gives you extra snacks.

    Smokestacks.

  13. I just heard you mentioned on Q and checked it out. I like that there are lots of the simple things that aren’t related to products. I actually felt better reading this. i frequently approach websites with skepticism, particularly one like this.
    It reminds me of Souvenier of Canada, DOuglas COupland’s film – to appreciate the simple pleasures of who we are.

  14. -Getting a random whiff of someone you know when they aren’t around.

    You’re sitting there, and all of a sudden you SMELL them, and you turn around but they aren’t there. I’ve had this happen with my close friends, and it just makes me feel warm and fuzzy, knowing I can even pick out their SMELL because I know them so well and spend lots of time with them.

  15. Oh, and when a baby/toddler you meet for the first time LOVES you.

    I met a long time friends little girl (who was about 2 by the time we were able to see my friend WITH her daughter) and she just raised her arms up to me right away and wanted to be held. I felt welcomed. Trusted. Like a good person.

  16. When you catch the free t-shirt at a concert or sporting event. My ex-boyfriend caught three shirts one time, and I told him he was being selfish!

    Going to the grocery store or wholesale club and getting free samples.

  17. -Calling someone’s homerun
    -Rocking out at karaoke night
    -Finally remembering that actors/actress’ name when you and your friends were stumped
    -Having a job
    -When you get a beer from a keg and the next person in line kicks it
    -College
    -Discussing LOST with someone else who watches it
    -Getting caught up watching a bad movie on cable
    -TheAwesomer.com
    -Knowing you have nothing to do all Sunday except sit on your ass

      1. I third that!
        and being the one to remember that actor/actoresses name is super satisfying as well :)

  18. When you’re having a no-good-terrible-horrible-rotton day and you find this list and it makes you exponentially happier because you found a connection with a stranger.

  19. When your in a different city and u see someone checking you out and when you look, they blush.

    The smell of rain.

    Laughing so hard you pee.

    Quoting family guy.

    Chuck Norris jokes.

    When you give someone you REALLY like and they don’t let you go.

    Seeing a friend from high school who always had a crush on you and now is handsome, a writer, funny……….and single.

  20. Eggs over medium. Not hard, not soft. Liquid bits to dip toast in, solid bits to savour while they melt in your mouth. Bonus if they are served to you in bed, on a weekend!

  21. Putting Pop Rocks in the toilet.
    Feeding ants with Fun Dip.
    Getting the really cool looking bowling shoes and all your friends have nasty looking ones.
    Rearranging furniture.
    Bumping into an ex and looking way better than they do.

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